Scientology's new ad campaign

hey! get on board, it's the NEW scientology. yeah, forget all the bad parts like; giving us your life savings into perpetuity, cutting off all friends and family who are not believers, forcing children to work illegally long hours, turning Nazi experiments on Jews into an assault on modern psychiatry, worshiping a gay pedophile, and believing in the whole Xenu thing. this is your new friendly neighborhood cult! (oh yeah, and Tom Cruise is better than you)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBz5Xic_Y2s&feature=player_embedded

Scientology is just like every other religion. Still.

Fucking hell kinetic typography is cliched in its usage nowadays...

I'd join.

Funny how the logo at 48 seconds looks like a fish hook being put in front of the viewer.

flol

Sooooo "giz us your money and we'll give it to charity."

Not: "Give your money to charity"

fuck lips

"Parsons jerked off in the name of spiritual advancement whilst Hubbard (referred to as "The Scribe" in the diary of the event) scanned the astral plane for signs and visions."

"Money poured into the Foundations at an extraordinary rate; van Vogt later recalled doing little but tear open envelopes and pull out $500 checks from people who wanted to take an auditor's course."

"The evidence portrays a man who has been virtually a pathological liar when it comes to his history, background and achievements. The writings and documents in evidence additionally reflect his egoism, greed, avarice, lust for power, and vindictiveness and aggressiveness against persons perceived by him to be disloyal or hostile. At the same time it appears that he is charismatic and highly capable of motivating, organizing, controlling, manipulating and inspiring his adherents. He has been referred to during the trial as a "genius", a "revered person", a man who was "viewed by his followers in awe". Obviously, he is and has been a very complex person and that complexity is further reflected in his alter ego, the Church of Scientology."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Snow_White

using different fonts in a post

saw an ad for scientology (nmaybe that one ^^) on tv the other night and it didnt seem out of place at all. its normal to be a scientology!

Still bullshit.

  On 2/11/2011 at 12:43 AM, mcbpete said:

using different fonts in a post

Seriously?

thanks....

I will scrap the track of yours I was going to put in my next mix...

  On 2/11/2011 at 12:46 AM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

saw an ad for scientology (nmaybe that one ^^) on tv the other night and it didnt seem out of place at all. its normal to be a scientology!

total normal, I am OT level million

  On 2/11/2011 at 12:47 AM, Braintree said:

Still bullshit.

Has always been...

  On 2/11/2011 at 12:55 AM, Atop said:

  On 2/11/2011 at 12:43 AM, mcbpete said:

using different fonts in a post

 

Seriously?

 

thanks....

 

I will scrap the track of yours I was going to put in my next mix...

 

 

probably the most pathetic thing ive ever read on this forum, lol

  On 2/11/2011 at 1:05 AM, messiaen said:

  On 2/11/2011 at 12:55 AM, Atop said:

  On 2/11/2011 at 12:43 AM, mcbpete said:

using different fonts in a post

 

Seriously?

 

thanks....

 

I will scrap the track of yours I was going to put in my next mix...

 

 

 

 

probably the most pathetic thing ive ever read on this forum, lol

lol indeed

Atop fail

Fuck all three of you pieces of shit....

What the fuck do any of you contribute to this forum cept for being assholes?

LAST POST

  On 2/11/2011 at 12:37 AM, Atop said:

fuck lips

"Parsons jerked off in the name of spiritual advancement whilst Hubbard (referred to as "The Scribe" in the diary of the event) scanned the astral plane for signs and visions."

"Money poured into the Foundations at an extraordinary rate; van Vogt later recalled doing little but tear open envelopes and pull out $500 checks from people who wanted to take an auditor's course."

 

"The evidence portrays a man who has been virtually a pathological liar when it comes to his history, background and achievements. The writings and documents in evidence additionally reflect his egoism, greed, avarice, lust for power, and vindictiveness and aggressiveness against persons perceived by him to be disloyal or hostile. At the same time it appears that he is charismatic and highly capable of motivating, organizing, controlling, manipulating and inspiring his adherents. He has been referred to during the trial as a "genius", a "revered person", a man who was "viewed by his followers in awe". Obviously, he is and has been a very complex person and that complexity is further reflected in his alter ego, the Church of Scientology."

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Snow_White

Yep and if Jesus or Buddha or Mohammad had lived in 20th Century America, their FBI files would say exactly the same thing

  On 2/11/2011 at 1:56 AM, Atop said:

Fuck all three of you pieces of shit....

 

What the fuck do any of you contribute to this forum cept for being assholes?

 

 

LAST POST

chill out buddy

we're all friends here

  On 2/11/2011 at 2:14 AM, modey said:

we're all friends here

Are we?

Are we, watmm?

  On 2/11/2011 at 2:16 AM, EDGEY said:

  On 2/11/2011 at 2:14 AM, modey said:

we're all friends here

Are we?

 

 

Are we, watmm?

sure why not. i'm sure we'd all get along if we met up at a pub or something

I'd say we'd all be willing to perform random sex acts on each other in said pub after only a few beers

  On 2/11/2011 at 2:33 AM, modey said:

  On 2/11/2011 at 2:16 AM, EDGEY said:

  On 2/11/2011 at 2:14 AM, modey said:

we're all friends here

Are we?

 

 

Are we, watmm?

sure why not. i'm sure we'd all get along if we met up at a pub or something

lets DO

very shiny ad. why don't they mention xenu and all that crap though lol

I went to a Scientology protest outside the church in Boston a few years ago. It was lame as fuck. A Scientology priest type guy waved at me from the window, I waved back, :sup: . They also filmed us from the top floor of the building. I wonder what they did with the footage...

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