I Am Here.... Now

This can't be real, but apparently it is - some Vegas real-estate millionaire makes these films (and stars in them):

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

ITS SKULLY JEESUZ THE REAL ESTATE PRICK WITH EXTRA SEVERED BODY PARTS

damnation alley part 2

jan vincent michael is fucking proud today

fucking lol. you'd be surprised - i'd bet 50-100 indie movies like this (i.e., "i have a bunch of money, let's make a movie about me that i wrote") are made every year in the US. i've worked on a couple of them.

not that i'm complaining. they are great training for beginning filmmakers. even though they don't pay much and the hours are crap it makes more sense than going to school.

also, filming awkward love scenes is pretty much the best thing, ever. also trying not to laugh when you're filming the worst dialogue over, and over, and over. good times.

how can he stop violence to humans by eliminating people, isn't that some more violence that would then cause another yet more powerful alien to come along and waste his murderin' arse.

Although there did seem to be some sort of brain conversion such thing going on. Nevertheless it was kinda ironic having a jesus analogue crucifying people.

*-sorry for actually analysing this gloop-*

oh man! when is it in theaters?

'I Am Here.... Now'

i've been trying to sell that shit since i was a kid, first time i remind was to my uncle nasser. a quick chat from 1994:

me: can i tell you a thing?

uncle: tell away

me: it's half past ten. this time, today, will never come back in history, ever

uncle: fuck off

i like the part where he turns over the crippled guy in the wheelchair at 1:34

he needs to team up with those african filmmakers and tommy wiseau. oh man that would be the best worst movie ever.

"It will take a power greater than ours to get rid of us".

hahaha, I'm so excited for this. ROFL and sideboob extravaganza.

This will be so bad it will become viral.

"I'd like to do any of these two guys at the same time"

my brain's still working on this one

  On 2/16/2011 at 1:21 PM, disparaissant said:

he needs to team up with those african filmmakers and tommy wiseau. oh man that would be the best worst movie ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrtqZEobJSg

this looks amazing.

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