Clearly, I have defeated this earthworm with my words

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110225/en_afp/entertainmentustelevisionsheen

http://www.kansascity.com/2011/02/24/2680532/cbs-cancels-two-and-a-half-men.html

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I violently hate Haim Levine

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He reportedly partied with baseball stars and headed on vacation with his estranged wife, a porn star and a third woman.

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"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels, especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly, I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists."

Outstanding.

Fire-breathing fists = most IDM thing of 2011?

lulz

i wager now the people that liked the show will hate him too.

  On 2/25/2011 at 8:25 AM, Eggs said:

lol,

lol

death pool candidate for sure

i hated the show but this has revived my respect for sheen.

Those words would be so much cooler if they were coming from Martin Sheen Emilio Estevez

i don't wind up in hos octagon

lol

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i must have just skimmed the new of this but i guess i wasn't surprised to learn that him being on the Alex Jones show was the reason he got fired (probably the straw that broke the camels back). He made a thinly veiled anti Semitic reference about the producer for Two and a Half Men, basically breaking one of the golden rules of show business.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epV0peYqgbw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt2m-5nNlvw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NurZ9hFHiDg

this ranks up there as one of the best 'fucked up' celeb interviews of all-time, up there with the infamous outdoor richard prior interview, the crispen glover lettermen appearance and a plethora of Paula Abdul appearances

best quotes

‎Charlie: "I don't live in the middle anymore, that's where you get slaughtered, that's where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen..."

Charlie: "i'm rollin out magic bro, and i must save it for... my family"

Charlie: "Thomas Jefferson was a PUSSY!"

Alex Jones: *nervously chuckles*

Charlie: ‎"you thought you were just messing with one dude, SORRY, WINN-ING!" (valley girl voice raise on winning)"

Charlie: "do you remember that bald fool. the therapist who they sent in to try and help me who says i was too excited, the only thing i get excited about is catching the last drop of blood when i beheaded his silly little dome hitting the beautiful wooden floor of my home in front of my children"

bravo charlie bravo, this is one of your best performances

"losers and clowns and trolls, all of them. touch my children and I will eat your hands off your friggin' arms"

"the truth is unchanging, that's why you don't have to remember it, you just live inside of it and everyone just falls down like plastic bowling pins"

hilarious that he seems obsessed with Brando's character in Apocalypse Now, too. You imagine him hanging out in his private theater smoking crack and watching it over and over...

  On 2/26/2011 at 8:00 PM, chassis said:

so he's poochie from itchy and scratchy?

another famous good cocaine induced interview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvSgPowOO8c

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don't try to knock steve martin and build me up

man's a genius

steve martin's a motha fucka

he's the great white hope

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Gene Wilder ain't shit, he's a faggot..

i like Gene Wilder, he's funny but he's queerer than a 3 dollar bill

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pyror: fuck all you mother fuckers, i got my money

pyror:I'm a rich, black ignorant nigger

reporter: i don't believe it

pryor: well you're the only one! the rest of them out there in the audience know

pyror: you ask some of them cowboys out there if they wanna lynch me or not

*makes masturbation motions with his hand*

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pryor: i come from criminal people, i will be a criminal i didn't caught yesterday buying 7 pounds of cocaine in front of 8 policeman

they couldn't catch me, i am a lucky black greasy mother fucker

  On 2/26/2011 at 3:19 PM, lumpenprol said:

You imagine him hanging out in his private theater smoking crack and watching it over and over...

it's pretty lol worthy, i wonder if AJones partook in any of the intoxicants in Sheens Hunster S Thompson style drug briefcase

this whole time i can't help but thinking about what Martin Sheen and Emilio Estavez are going through. Maybe they cut themselves off from him a while ago. I remember at least 7-8 years ago Martin Sheen made a statement to the media about having to take his son into rehab.

what did he say that was anti-Semitic, or did i have to watch one of those alex jones video's ?? Man i don't wanna have to get up off my couch to unplug and re-plug the hdmI cable, just so i can get sound.

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Charlie Sheen claims that he referred to "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre as "Haim Levine" -- Levine is Lorre's real last name, and Haim is the common Hebrew translation of Charles, his real first name -- only because "I wanted to address the man, not the [bleep] TV persona." He tells TMZ.com that he's not anti-Semitic, as many have taken his remarks to be. "So you're telling me, anytime someone calls me Carlos Estevez, I can claim they are anti-Latino?" (Carlos Estevez is Sheen's real name.)

 

linkee

The lunatic has a point, as a matter of fact. It's bizarre that they interpreted his crazy rant as anti-Semeitic.

Probably just had enough of him and used it as an excuse to the shareholders.

in context i get the impression that it's an anti Semitic remark but maybe the fact that i read about it before i actually heard it is coloring my perception.

i like sheen but i have no idea about any of this that's going on. side effect of turning off the NEWS ha ha ha

blar

updates!

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41824830/ns/today-entertainment/

“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path, because it was written nice,” he said. “It was written for normal people, people that aren't special. People that don't have tiger blood, you know, Adonis DNA.”

“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special,” Sheen continued. “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.”

“I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don’t think people are ready for the message that I’m delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love,” Sheen said.

i love that man right now