I Have Onion Breath Now

Post here if you have onion breath

onion no. hummus yes.

*burps and blows in your direction*

yeup.

edit: brushed my teeth, not anymore.

i found a good way to avoid cry when you peel onions and it only requires stuffs you can find in a kitchen:

cellophane

then you wrap your head with it. You look like an asshat, but at least you don't cry !

pretzelbreath now. there are onions in my near future, but it's debatable whether they'll stand out enough from the rest of what's going on to give me onion breath anew~

Onion and jalapeno breath until I can get home from work.

  On 3/10/2011 at 10:35 PM, Babar said:

i found a good way to avoid cry when you peel onions and it only requires stuffs you can find in a kitchen:

 

cellophane

 

then you wrap your head with it. You look like an asshat, but at least you don't cry !

wear goggles or chill the onion in the fridge for a few minutes, if you want to ride down the retard slide a bit.

or just be a man and don't fucking cry.

  On 3/11/2011 at 12:17 AM, essines said:

  On 3/10/2011 at 10:35 PM, Babar said:

i found a good way to avoid cry when you peel onions and it only requires stuffs you can find in a kitchen:

 

cellophane

 

then you wrap your head with it. You look like an asshat, but at least you don't cry !

wear goggles or chill the onion in the fridge for a few minutes, if you want to ride down the retard slide a bit.

 

or just be a man and don't fucking cry.

lol

*jots it down*

garlic

  On 3/11/2011 at 12:17 AM, essines said:

  On 3/10/2011 at 10:35 PM, Babar said:

i found a good way to avoid cry when you peel onions and it only requires stuffs you can find in a kitchen:

 

cellophane

 

then you wrap your head with it. You look like an asshat, but at least you don't cry !

wear goggles or chill the onion in the fridge for a few minutes, if you want to ride down the retard slide a bit.

 

or just be a man and don't fucking cry.

1. I don't have goggles.

2. I'm in my kitchen, so i don't care about looking like a retard.

3. *jots down the fridge solution*

4. I'm a woman.

Oh, avian twin bone hero.

No heroin habit on wave.

Win a hot, neon behavior.

Taboo rhino wine haven.

View a non-hobo hairnet.

Woo the anon hivebrain.

  On 3/11/2011 at 4:04 AM, sneaksta303 said:

garlic

yeah, same. the sauce turned out garlicy

  On 3/11/2011 at 4:09 AM, Babar said:

  On 3/11/2011 at 12:17 AM, essines said:

  On 3/10/2011 at 10:35 PM, Babar said:

i found a good way to avoid cry when you peel onions and it only requires stuffs you can find in a kitchen:

 

cellophane

 

then you wrap your head with it. You look like an asshat, but at least you don't cry !

wear goggles or chill the onion in the fridge for a few minutes, if you want to ride down the retard slide a bit.

 

or just be a man and don't fucking cry.

 

1. I don't have goggles.

2. I'm in my kitchen, so i don't care about looking like a retard.

3. *jots down the fridge solution*

4. I'm a woman.

just be a man and don't fucking cry.

i dont know what you guys are on about, i eat onions with my mouth -- not my eyes

onion up the anus

just throwing that out there :-/ ?

that's more shoving up than throwing out, but i wager some of that will come later

penis now

penis now, pay later.

I'm disappointed no one else posted anagrams.

I have a garlic breath problem. Once I eat any I can't get rid of it. I drink milk/brush teeth thoroughly/gargle mouth wash, but nothing gets rid of it.

Solutions?

jewbreath

  On 3/12/2011 at 10:26 PM, Murveman said:

I have a garlic breath problem. Once I eat any I can't get rid of it. I drink milk/brush teeth thoroughly/gargle mouth wash, but nothing gets rid of it.

 

Solutions?