Guest hahathhat Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 bacon is fantastic and awesome, as we all know. however, have you ever considered the downsides ? 1. pigs don't like being slaughtered. 2. when you cook bacon, the whole joint smells of bacon for a day or three, and it gets goddamn oppressive after the first 36 hours 3. bacon increases fatness, and shame in the watmm BMI thread 4. back in the day, i read a story on the internet where someone was certain their landlord was the goatse man, and that he died of a freakishly rare cancer due to making soap out of bacon grease. 5. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 (edited) !: Probably true, but we all get to take a step to solving the great mystery. I don't see any evidence to support that pain transfers on to an entity beyond death. @: This is actually a positive. (Side note: my poor hygene and absurd bacon consumption has led to a condition I like to to call bacon arm, where your arm frequently smells of bacon and has a lovely film. Contrary to common sense this is ambrosia to the ladies.) #: Calories are great as long as they are utilized. $: This fellow was all about pushing things as far as possible. I feel that if he died this way, that he died gloriously. %: I am currently in a situation where I cannot watch this video with the audio and thus have little ability to discern what the message is. I feel I can safely say however that life is murder. Synopsis: Bacon for the win. Edit: Therefore there is no downside of bacon. Edited April 5, 2011 by DerWaschbar Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide DerWaschbar's signature Hide all signatures <3 </3 ¯\(シ)/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1551902 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 I am going to have to agree with the washing bear. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1551909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 I've heard people mention the lingering smell of bacon on their clothes, but I've never experienced this to be an issue worse than any other food smell. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1551927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 (edited) for a couple days, i'd walk upstairs and say, "it smells like bacon up here" you acclimate to it, you stop noticing it, but it's still there. like a splinter in your mind. driving you mad Edited April 5, 2011 by hahathhat Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1551929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 (edited) On 4/5/2011 at 11:02 AM, hahathhat said: for a couple days, i'd walk upstairs and say, "it smells like bacon up here" you acclimate to it, you stop noticing it, but it's still there. like a splinter in your mind. driving you mad (with delight) Fixed for clarity. Edit: Now having watched the video that was linked in OP it seems that the overall message is that bacon triumphs. Edited April 5, 2011 by DerWaschbar Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide DerWaschbar's signature Hide all signatures <3 </3 ¯\(シ)/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1551940 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 There are no downsides, this thread is lies. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1551953 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 ffs, april fools was 4 days ago Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1551954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 lies no downsides impossible bacon weavge 4.6 unstoppable fortress weabve the eave cant stopp the beave or th e bacopn weave . buit seriously youy so wanted to cause contreversia on teh watmm with your bacon whatten but you noly gonna eeget a knife to the neck Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552061 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552065 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 On 4/5/2011 at 4:16 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said: lies no downsides impossible bacon weavge 4.6 unstoppable fortress weabve the eave cant stopp the beave or th e bacopn weave . buit seriously youy so wanted to cause contreversia on teh watmm with your bacon whatten but you noly gonna eeget a knife to the neck Did you get a memo from some outside force to do this ... Don't eat the spice it wvll fvnd your dvck wvll splvce. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552085 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Bacon is world's most overrated Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Downsides? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552097 Share on other sites More sharing options...
halisray Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 BACON STRIPS BACON STRIPS BACON STRIPS BACON STRIPS BACON STRIPS BACON STRIPS BACON STRIPS BACON STRIPS Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide halisray's signature Hide all signatures https://soundcloud.com/halisray Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Ye non of those downsides are real. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 there is a strong cancer link to regularly eating bacon lol i dont know why i'm lolling btw Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 The only downside to bacon is that sometimes you get those really fatty pieces and when you're halfway through eating one it's stretched from your mouth down your throat into your stomach, and so you have to either pull the fat out of your gut, or just ignore the feeling and keep eating. It's unsettling though, and i've choked on bacon more than once. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 and the cancer, dont forget Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552125 Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 (edited) On 4/5/2011 at 4:20 PM, luke viia said: have you tried cooking(grilling) the bacon in the oven? You get far more satisfying results imho. Edited April 5, 2011 by plstik Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 pork is muder Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552132 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Since when does bacon cause cancer? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552138 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 On 4/5/2011 at 6:20 PM, thehauntingsoul said: Since when does bacon cause cancer? Since pigs began Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 we dont know what causes cancer so lets just say everything does to be on the safe side Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552173 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 On 4/5/2011 at 5:21 PM, Rambo said: there is a strong cancer link to regularly eating bacon lol i dont know why i'm lolling btw Isn't this due to the chemical preservatives often put in? Surely my good friend bacon himself would never harm me... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide DerWaschbar's signature Hide all signatures <3 </3 ¯\(シ)/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Im fairly sure its the nitrates and shit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65115-the-downsides-of-bacon/#findComment-1552183 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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