Miley Cyrus sex doll now on the market

You can buy it on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Super-Star-Series-3573-00-Finally/dp/B004IWPZ92

And Miley wants to sue the makers of the doll: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3506243/Miley-Cyrus-may-sue-over-sex-doll.html

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* Grown Ups DVD ~ Adam Sandler

adam sandler fans sure seem to have good taste and high standards

needds more teeth

Without the horrible gravel voice I don't know if I can be aroused.

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Tight & sassy anus.

Freak.

so what does it actually look like? probably like a shitty blowup.

japanese real life dolls need to handle this... jk

hahaha fake amazon.com customer reviews have gotten so badly done, people try way too hard to be funny on those things

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This review is from: Finally Mylie! Love Doll (Health and Beauty)

I recently purchased a Finally Mylie! Love Doll at my local sex store and I have to say I am extremely disappointed. I opened the box waiting for my own Mylie (or MYlie, as I always say, or just started to say right now) and all I got was a flat lady made of plastic!! Don't Buy!

 

EDIT: lol oh didn't know I had to inflate it! Thanks mom!

 

EDIT: Awww man. I got tired of blowing it up, so I hooked it up to one of those machines that my creepy uncle uses to inflate his matress in the basement and it got too inflated! Mylie looks like Kirstie Alley! (Note To Self: Patent Kirstie Alley sex blimp)

 

EDIT: I had to poke a fourth hole in Finally Mylie to let out some air. Oh well, now she's just like my ex. This isn't too bad, I mean if you like to have sex with a semi-inflated trash bag as you balance on one arm while you pray that it doesn't pop, and if it pops that no one hears it. The last thing I need is for my parents to find me lying naked on top of a flattened Miley Cyrus . . .again.

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Three lonely love holes aching for a good ole' down-home dicking.

Fucking Lol

let me know when they come out with a selena gomez or miranda cosgrove doll.

WHO WROTE THAT REVIEW

  On 4/7/2011 at 5:00 AM, sala said:

WHO WROTE THAT REVIEW

it couldn't have been you

  On 4/7/2011 at 4:32 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

let me know when they come out with a selena gomez or miranda cosgrove doll.

I was considering posting the pedobear emoticon but I realized it doesn't really apply because it's quite obvious the company that made this "love doll" waited for Miley Cyrus to turn 18 before releasing it. Selena is already 18 and Miranda is turning 18 in May.

i suspect this has more market as a gag gift than a sex aid.

i'd be so pissed if i was her, lol

  On 4/7/2011 at 5:43 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

i'd be so pissed if i was her, lol

yeah, that was the best part of this. picturing her being all "OH MY GAWWWwD, EW!"