usagi Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 (edited) reddit link Quote When a kid is being a brat in a noisy and public area, I casually get close to them and fart on their head/face. I'm really tall so it's usually a direct hit. ... However, a few times I've been called out. Edited April 10, 2011 by usagi Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Lol, that's definitely up there with vintage McGriff Quote The initial blast was mighty and boisterous. I swear I saw his hair blowing in the wind (so to speak). If I wasn't wearing jeans, I think it could have probably blown over an empty soda can. I would call it "a very fun fart" (A++ would buy again). However, what immediately followed that out the chamber was truly horrifying. The fart's implication changed without notice and swiftly. It went from a joyous, dry airhorn squeal to a nefarious, hissing mephitis. I think the little moppet noticed the hateful metamorphosis before even I did because he wretched his neck violently trying to get away from the personified evil being fumigated into his soul. Because of his positioning (hovering over the toy, hands and knee), it was all in vain as the only way out was forward...and forward would mean certain death. I had positioned myself well on the higher ground, free to escape or relent at any time and him, poor and immobilized: biding his time until the cruel attack was over. Obviously, this child needed to re-read Sun Tzu. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/#findComment-1556083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 I'm all for it. there is no greater sense of satisfaction then thoroughly confusing and disgusting a child Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/#findComment-1556084 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 "nefarious, hissing mephitis." tears rolling down my cheeks. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/#findComment-1556088 Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Quote I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart. fuck I´m dying bahaha Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/#findComment-1556089 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 On 4/10/2011 at 2:29 PM, lumpenprol said: Quote The initial blast was mighty and boisterous. I swear I saw his hair blowing in the wind (so to speak). If I wasn't wearing jeans, I think it could have probably blown over an empty soda can. I would call it "a very fun fart" (A++ would buy again). However, what immediately followed that out the chamber was truly horrifying. The fart's implication changed without notice and swiftly. It went from a joyous, dry airhorn squeal to a nefarious, hissing mephitis. I think the little moppet noticed the hateful metamorphosis before even I did because he wretched his neck violently trying to get away from the personified evil being fumigated into his soul. Because of his positioning (hovering over the toy, hands and knee), it was all in vain as the only way out was forward...and forward would mean certain death. I had positioned myself well on the higher ground, free to escape or relent at any time and him, poor and immobilized: biding his time until the cruel attack was over. Obviously, this child needed to re-read Sun Tzu. OUTSTANDING post Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/#findComment-1556091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOCfan Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 On 4/10/2011 at 2:29 PM, lumpenprol said: Lol, that's definitely up there with vintage McGriff Quote The initial blast was mighty and boisterous. I swear I saw his hair blowing in the wind (so to speak). If I wasn't wearing jeans, I think it could have probably blown over an empty soda can. I would call it "a very fun fart" (A++ would buy again). However, what immediately followed that out the chamber was truly horrifying. The fart's implication changed without notice and swiftly. It went from a joyous, dry airhorn squeal to a nefarious, hissing mephitis. I think the little moppet noticed the hateful metamorphosis before even I did because he wretched his neck violently trying to get away from the personified evil being fumigated into his soul. Because of his positioning (hovering over the toy, hands and knee), it was all in vain as the only way out was forward...and forward would mean certain death. I had positioned myself well on the higher ground, free to escape or relent at any time and him, poor and immobilized: biding his time until the cruel attack was over. Obviously, this child needed to re-read Sun Tzu. Fucking lol! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BOCfan's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/#findComment-1556100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 On 4/10/2011 at 2:29 PM, verticalhold said: I'm all for it. there is no greater sense of satisfaction then thoroughly confusing and disgusting a child and giving them pink eye. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide pylonbitch's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/#findComment-1556103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 On 4/10/2011 at 2:34 PM, disparaissant said: "nefarious, hissing mephitis." tears rolling down my cheeks. yeah that's when I did the lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/#findComment-1556112 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 First comment underneath: Quote Ah, yes, it has been a while since I've read Sun Tzu's lesser-known text, The Fart of War. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/#findComment-1556124 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 This thread title made my day. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/#findComment-1556292 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 That was beautifully written Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/#findComment-1556329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
huzur Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 (edited) at first i was like ughhhhhh thats some disturbing shit right there, but it was LOL all the way. i will let the tears dry off in peace without touching them, in honor for this great great man Edited April 11, 2011 by huzur Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/#findComment-1556341 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFYv_FN2fVg Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/#findComment-1556493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 oh my god that was killer Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65262-farting-on-children/#findComment-1556578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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