hypothetical metaphorical

product of stoned night in with friends:

so you see some guy on the street and you really like what's he's wearing, infact it's the best attire you have ever seen in your life. so you walk up to him and start handing over a total of say, £80/100 in appreciation.

he then turns around and starts taking the piss out of you and other people on the street and claims that £80/100 isn't enough and you should be paying him more.

is he a cunt?

Is this post 2000? Cause thats how many you have while I type this. (why do I always notice numbers here?)

yeah shit, was a stupid 2000th post. damn you richard!

You crazyyyy! You could buy so many different hats with that money! Some real beautiful ones, too!

i think the guy was right. i think you should have given him more

you should give him £1123581321 if hes in a leather jacket, and £1231853211 if he is not.