chaosmachine Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 (if you ever wondered what a chaosmachine looks like... it's like that, but on fire.) Quote Researchers from Australia and Japan have successfully teleported wave packets of light, potentially revolutionising quantum communications and computing. The team, led by researchers at the University of Tokyo, say this is the first-ever teleportation, or transfer, of a particular complex set of quantum information from one point to another. They say it will make possible high-speed, high-fidelity transmission of large volumes of information, such as quantum encryption keys, via communications networks. ... "There used to be two ways of doing teleportation and both had their limitations," she said. "One was quite fast, but had a limited probability of succeeding. The other way of doing it was quite slow, but had a very good probability of working. "What we've done is managed to get it both fast and good quality." ... "So in our case what we've done is take a macroscopic beam of light and put it into a quantum superposition, which is extremely fragile, and teleported that from one place to another. http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/04/15/3192505.htm Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al5x Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 HOLY SHIT Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560052 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 gay just kidding, duh! still i felt this feeling of skepticism. of course i don't understand this at all! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560054 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 yeah this sounds cool but I have no idea how important a breakthrough it actually is, as with most technological advances these days. So um...good going guys! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted April 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 On 4/15/2011 at 6:03 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said: i thought we could already do this to a limited degree. i remember reading about earlier experiments at least 10 years ago. but this seems to be a breakthrough in terms of actually making it useful for communications. "The point is, we've managed to teleport it from A to B without the one and the zero getting confused." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 exciting news lets have a drink Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560070 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 can they teleport some light up my bum? it's dark in there Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560075 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted April 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 it's happening as we speak. edit: now i will subject you to horrible canadian television. [youtubehd]wlCLHf76q_w[/youtubehd] Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560077 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 On 4/15/2011 at 6:22 AM, karmakramer said: exciting news lets have a drink Can you teleport me a drink? I'm broke. Seriously tho, this is pretty interesting stuff. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide DerWaschbar's signature Hide all signatures <3 </3 ¯\(シ)/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560080 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 On 4/15/2011 at 6:03 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said: i thought we could already do this Entanglement. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560082 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 I do this everyday. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide skotosa's signature Hide all signatures Artist Name: SkiaSoundcloud http://www.last.fm/user/skotosa Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcinsu Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 On 4/15/2011 at 6:38 AM, DerWaschbar said: On 4/15/2011 at 6:22 AM, karmakramer said: exciting news lets have a drink Can you teleport me a drink? I'm broke. Seriously tho, this is pretty interesting stuff. I cannot. But I will teleport this image of a drink, as a token of appreciation and celebration of this landmark research. This image might make you more thirsty, but let it not, for it is a sign of hope that one day it will be real and in your paws. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 This is some epic news right here. Also, looks like I've found my new sig. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dragon's signature Hide all signatures faith <3 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560110 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 can we teleport some light into a photo lab darkroom for teh lulz ? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 (edited) On 4/15/2011 at 5:59 AM, lumpenprol said: yeah this sounds cool but I have no idea how important a breakthrough it actually is, as with most technological advances these days. So um...good going guys! I was thinking the other day that we are living in a time when where these sort of technological advances happen, it's hard for us to grasp how significant it really is or could be. Take the internet and our ability to communicate to anyone, anywhere and anytime with such ease we don't really understand the significance of it. In retrospective people will look at this time as the information/digital revolution the same way we look at the industrial revolution or the agricultural revolution today. The fact that we can instantly communicate and acquire information will have huge implications in all levels of society and human sociology. Edited April 15, 2011 by azatoth Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide azatoth's signature Hide all signatures last.fm the biggest illusion is yourself Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 so will quantum entanglement make my internets faster? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560156 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 On 4/15/2011 at 8:49 AM, nene multiple assgasms said: so will quantum entanglement make my internets faster? yes, but sometimes the vial will break and your email will cease to exist Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560169 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 On 4/15/2011 at 5:59 AM, lumpenprol said: yeah this sounds cool but I have no idea how important a breakthrough it actually is, as with most technological advances these days. So um...good going guys! this... so are we like closer to having star trek like teleporters now, or time travel machines? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ghOsty's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560171 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 On 4/15/2011 at 8:49 AM, nene multiple assgasms said: so will quantum entanglement make my internets faster? Imagine what could be done with fiber optics, man. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 I don't understand science but this sound pretty amazing Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560178 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 i am impatient for quantum computerz Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560187 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted April 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 fortunately, they will teleport themselves into the past, and you'll already have had them by now. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560195 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 On 4/15/2011 at 7:38 AM, hahathhat said: can we teleport some light into a photo lab darkroom for teh lulz ? photo lab darkroom? do those still exist outside of the world of the artiste? On 4/15/2011 at 9:15 AM, ghOsty said: On 4/15/2011 at 5:59 AM, lumpenprol said: yeah this sounds cool but I have no idea how important a breakthrough it actually is, as with most technological advances these days. So um...good going guys! this... so are we like closer to having star trek like teleporters now, or time travel machines? Not in China!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65398-researchers-teleport-light/#findComment-1560215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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