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It is coming up to my girlfriend and I's 4-year anniversary of going out. We live together and I'm thinking about some ideas. She isn't one for presents so I want to do something fun and special. Any ideas?

 

And don't be douchebags.

 

 

I am so going to regret this :facepalm:

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I'm really bad at giving gifts in general, so take my advice with a grain of salt.. but I hear women like it when you call them during the day and tell them you're taking them out to dinner somewhere special (that they've hinted at wanting to try in the past).

 

Or buttsex, that's a good internet answer.

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

sup sorry I had to be the one to tell you this

 

but 6 flags went bankrupt and no longer exist

 

 

:coolsad:

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buy her a cat?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:emotawesomepm9:

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  On 4/17/2011 at 6:27 AM, abusivegeorge said:

and an engagement ring.

 

yep. if you are living with her, this is next on her list of things she is waiting for you to do.

  On 4/16/2011 at 11:43 PM, Boxing Day said:

Don't use a condom, wait nine months.

 

hahaah

 

yeah, def. the engagement ring before the baby. I can't stress that enough. :aphexsign:

 

It's cheaper too.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

figure how many days you two have been going out for, how many hours that, how many minutes and what percentage of her life has been spent with you

  On 4/17/2011 at 12:30 PM, Eggs said:

karmakramer is the new vamos scorcho.

 

eneewae fuck her best friend. dats a great anniversary gift.

 

eggz iz deh gnew sup

Give her a gift certificate to some sort of luxurious spa or health resort and then tag along once she decides on a date.

Get one of those little wooly animal hats with ears on.

 

 

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Guest Babar

Some people mentioned a spa session or a dinner.

I said : jewellery

Just go for jewellery if you want to establish your manliness. Once she'll be wearing the ring/pearl/bracelet/whatever she'll inevitably show it to other females. They'll all be like : "wooooaaa your man is the man" etc. Jewellery is not something that boys offer to girls, it's something men offer to women.

  On 4/17/2011 at 7:15 PM, Babar said:

Some people mentioned a spa session or a dinner.

I said : jewellery

Just go for jewellery if you want to establish your manliness. Once she'll be wearing the ring/pearl/bracelet/whatever she'll inevitably show it to other females. They'll all be like : "wooooaaa your man is the man" etc. Jewellery is not something that boys offer to girls, it's something men offer to women.

 

Sorry to diss you in two threads, but really. Have you been that sucked in by marketing. Shiny trinkets are for low iQ trogs, to crudely express their intentions. I guess what i'm saying without the ire pill, is that there isn't anything particularly mature about buying into that social meme.

 

That doesn't mean that you shouldn't do it of course. And it does say that you are a solid provider, given that you can frivolously just go out and purchase massively marketed up assemblages of shaped metal.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

Don't worry, the socialist femenazi that i'll be dating won't mind. She'll suck it up and we'll go to the communist second hand book store instead, to drink soy coffees, and moan about all the people that we saw in the mall. And then as she is wound up by the fun of it all and so becomes more animated, her arms gesticulating wildly in the air as she makes a point about this or that. I sigh over her hairy underarms, and think that maybe, I should have just gone into that damn jewellery store after all.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

one of my exes told me that I should never buy her a diamond, and that she'd much rather have a sandwich and some LSD :sup:

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

  On 4/17/2011 at 8:20 PM, luke viia said:

one of my exes told me that I should never buy her a diamond, and that she'd much rather have a sandwich and some LSD :sup:

 

I think most girls just say that to make the guy more comfortable... but as the relationship blossoms, so will her interest in material things.

 

At first my wife didn't care about gifts, but as the years went by and didn't get something for Valentines Day... I got no sex!

you may be totally right. this girl went on a moral rampage about how terrible diamonds are as she was telling me that though.

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

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