Trump's Hair

So everybody knows the presidential candidate with the best hair always wins, and Donald Trump wants to be president, so I says to myself; obviously he cannot because he has a stupid comb-over / hairpiece. But it turns out he has real actual hair and a normal hairline.

http://youtu.be/0rc2972HNwc

So why the fuck does he have that hairstyle? If he flashes that hairline he's in the running.

Maybe he doesn't give a fuck.

That's fine when you're just being a rich fuck but it won't get you elected

He is not trying to get elected. He is trying to boost ratings for his shitty "You are Fired" show.

Here's the scoop.

If this scum bag scamming bitch man demon becomes president of the USA. I'm fucking leaving this country, for all hope will be lost.

This guy will never make it past the primary. The sheer amount of skeletons in his closet and dirty laundry will destroy his chances. How many times has he been married? Don't Conservatives care about family values? Trump is playing to the wingnut right just to generate publicity for his name, which he can sell.

Not too long ago Trump was a liberal all for universal healthcare etc.

http://gawker.com/#!5793170

WALKING HAIRPIECE DONALD TRUMP CONSIDERS PRETENDING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT

Trump just took credit for Obama releasing his birth certificate.

I despise this cunt more than any Republican, because he is just a manipulative cunt.

  On 4/28/2011 at 3:46 AM, rumbo said:

I despise this cunt more than any Republican, because he is just a manipulative cunt.

>implying most republicans are not manipulative

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  On 4/28/2011 at 3:54 AM, ganus said:

  On 4/28/2011 at 3:46 AM, rumbo said:

I despise this cunt more than any Republican, because he is just a manipulative cunt.

>implying most republicans are not manipulative

to me it implies that most republicans are more than just manipulative cunts, but that's all trump is.

so i heard its fake ? whats that all about

im betting he had a transplant and he whips it all around the back where he couldn't fill in the rest

  On 4/28/2011 at 4:00 AM, pattern recognition said:

  On 4/28/2011 at 3:54 AM, ganus said:

  On 4/28/2011 at 3:46 AM, rumbo said:

I despise this cunt more than any Republican, because he is just a manipulative cunt.

>implying most republicans are not manipulative

to me it implies that most republicans are more than just manipulative cunts, but that's all trump is.

Trump is no Republican. He is a fence sitter who hops off depending on which way the wind is blowing his combover.

  On 4/28/2011 at 4:20 AM, MAXIMUS MISCHIEF said:

so i heard its fake ? whats that all about

he's just a cute little multi-zillionare.

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