toothpicks

toothpicks. buy one box. i use toothpicks all the time. all day. there are at least 2 toothpicks in every pair of my pants. having a toothpick at any given moment is one of my superpowers.

i was really depressed earlier today, and i was going to go out for a drink. so, i called a friend i hadn't seen in a while. we walked down by the river, then he pulled out a spoon, a needle, and some heroine. then, he started doing heroine. afterwards, i decided to just buy a six pack, stay home and play Portal. i'm not feeling down anymore.

toothpicks.

i wish i had some toothpicks

i don't know about SUPER powers, but i do posses the following NINJA powers:

1. power to move silently
   
2. power to hold my breath for long periods
   
3. power to confuse
   
4. power to ingest large amounts of hallucinogens
   
5. power to trigger chain reactions
   
6. power to balance on things
   
7. power to confuse household pets
   

what a boor. he should be using a fork

  On 4/28/2011 at 6:52 AM, xxx said:

  On 4/28/2011 at 4:01 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

he pulled out a spoon, a needle, and some heroine. then, he started doing heroine.

the extra "B" is for "BYOBB"

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