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lumpenprol Grand Master

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Ok, I'll make a separate thread for this, I thought it was so surprisingly good, surely this marks some sort of watershed in Presidential humor? I mean this guy is pure meta-internet-lulz-saavy...

 

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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chassis Grand Master

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Ye I figured this was in that Osama thread somewhere.

 

I lol'd at it.

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Blir Grand Master

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Saw this at the weekend, he's got pretty good comic timing!

 

It is nice to see heads of state being self deprecating once in a while. Kudos!

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goDel Grand Master

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Seth Meyers was OK, IMO. At least one line was gold. The line which went something along the lines of "I was surprised to find out Trump was running as a republican. I thought he was running as a joke."

 

*camera moves into a close up on Trump....*

 

edit: + agreeing this deserving a thread on its own

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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watch the video, sourpuss. If you don't laugh, you aren't huma...oh wait

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

jules Grand Master

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that was great, the trump bit especially. loved the "wealth of experience" comment.

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Very good indeed. Seems like a politician who is actually a human being.

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  On 5/4/2011 at 11:37 AM, goDel said:

Seth Meyers was OK, IMO. At least one line was gold. The line which went something along the lines of "I was surprised to find out Trump was running as a republican. I thought he was running as a joke."

i dont know i prefered:

 

"Donald Trump owns the Miss America Pageant, which will be great for when the Republicans have to choose a VP."

essines Grand Master

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i was surprisingly entertained and impressed by the way obama carried himself in that speech. shit was off the hook!

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  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

Salvatorin Grand Master

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it's cuz he's the fucking president! he say what he feel!

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He's got the Midas Touch

Everything he touches turns to gold, oh, sugar

He's got the Midas Touch

Baby, let him touch your body and your soul, whoa...

 

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The Midas touch-touc-touch-touch

 

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Oh...oh...oh...ho...

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Yeah . . . saw this over the weekend and was, like, "damn, Obama's got some fucking BALLS."

 

Not so much that what he was saying or doing was incendiary, but just because it was carried off so well - that Lion King bit had me in stitches, and then his comments to the Fox News correspondents? Priceless.

 

Oh, yeah, and then, like 12 hours later, he announces that Osama's been killed. . . is there an election coming up or some shit?

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J3FF3R00 Grand Master

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  On 5/4/2011 at 4:13 PM, Terpentintollwut said:

He is my favorite stand-up comedian!

 

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