A Guide To Wiping

http://lifehacker.com/5805108/which-direction-should-i-wipe

Take notes, McGriff - take notes.

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The main chemical associated with moist wipe allergy is methylchloroisothiazolinone/methylisothiazolinone (MCI/MI or Kathon CG) although other common allergens in wipes include quaternium-15, iodopropynyl butylcarbamate, DMDM hydantoin, and fragrances.

shit article.

URINARY MEATUS

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Japanese toilets often contain a water jet and blow dryer that cleans the anus for you. Apparently, some Japanese doctors are now claiming to be seeing cases of "Washlet Syndrome", where cleaning that is too effective leads to problems such as weak sphincter muscles, dry skin and anal sores.

we are just simply haven't evolved enough for hyper-clean buttholes.

  On 5/25/2011 at 11:19 PM, chenGOD said:

URINARY MEATUS

meatus? damn near killed us.

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Japanese toilets often contain a water jet and blow dryer that cleans the anus for you. Apparently, some Japanese doctors are now claiming to be seeing cases of "Washlet Syndrome", where cleaning that is too effective leads to problems such as weak sphincter muscles, dry skin and anal sores.

well that sounds like a barrel of fucking laughs.

I usually just rub up against a tree.

Tends to work.

i use a small dog.

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eXtreme shitting

Shit thread

take notes? shit. if only we could go back into the watmm archives and find my wiping manifesto. it could change lives. it's changed mine.