Turn your shit back into steak!

You bastards! It's feces, feces!!!

http://m.io9.com/5813229/scientist-claims-to-have-made-an-edible-steak-out-of-human-feces-huh

Makes sense to me. This is what we'll be eating in the future, I bet - food made from poop, insects, & building-sized genetically modified cube cows.

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Once the research is complete and it's put on the market, we'll probably be able to price it at roughly the same level as normal meat. If we couldn't, this meat would be of no practical value.

So this is all completely pointless unless it turns out to be a lot cheaper than regular farming. And even if it does, who would want to eat this?

I could imagine a social phenomenon arising where some people can only afford to eat this kind of meat, and get severely looked down upon by those of a higher class, as people who are so poor that they have to eat meat made out of shit. Japanese society is particularly sensitive to this kind of class struggle.

This is awesome. Not wanting to eat proteins, minerals and carbs is retarded. You're not eating feces for fucks sake so get over yourself.

aw i thought this was about turning my fully digested steel back into it's original state after i shit it out

dr. mitsuyuki ikeda knows his shit.

edit: shit and flamboyant pointers.

this would enable the first segment of the human centipede to eat shit too.