keltoi Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 anyone watch this? he's nuts! full on mental break-downs and uncontrollable sobbing on camera... makes for total train-wreck compulsive viewing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ7hgbdJCMA Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 dude's body is incredible for 50 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 episode 1 !! I'm done after part 1. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620398 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Yeah I've seen a few, he's a bizarre man... TV gold, but also uncomfortable viewing. The pretence is that he's going to fight the current Thai boxing champion or something? I watched 2 or 3 episodes and he just ate and drank and sat on the beach and complained about how out of shape he was, but I never saw him do any exercise and there was some fairly serious paunch to be dealt with. He cried like a baby when he went home and saw his dogs. Just very odd. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620399 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 I grew up with his movies, dunno if I can watch this... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620402 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 One word: megalomania EDIT: ...oh, and add some manic-depressive stuff in there as well. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620407 Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdust Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 I like his Coors adverts :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdHocrK59bo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620409 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acid1 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 On 7/18/2011 at 3:59 PM, lumpenprol said: dude's body is incredible for 50 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 emotionally unstable ex coke addict. I grew up with his movies too, but looking back they were pretty shit. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620433 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechDiff Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Dunno, didn't look so terrible from the preview posted at least. I like Jean Claude, has done some pretty terrible films, but he seems like a friendly decent chap. what station is the series on? wouldn't mind watching more. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide TechDiff's signature Hide all signatures My new album on Ad Noiseam 05/11/2012 http://www.adnoiseam.net/adn151 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YflwNCVUv6M Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdust Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 On 7/18/2011 at 6:25 PM, TechDiff said: Dunno, didn't look so terrible from the preview posted at least. I like Jean Claude, has done some pretty terrible films, but he seems like a friendly decent chap. what station is the series on? wouldn't mind watching more. ITV4 Its JCVD season on there :D Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 what's the best JCVD movie? universal soldier perhaps? timecop? street fighter? they're all pretty shit as rumbo said. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620556 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zazen Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 (edited) On 7/18/2011 at 9:16 PM, BCM said: what's the best JCVD movie? His best film is 'JCVD'. 84% on Rotten tomatoes Its a 2008 'meta-movie' in which he plays himself, skint and fighting a child custody case, appearing in straight to DVD action flicks and losing roles to Steven Segal. And getting caught up in a post office heist. Sample dialogue: Agent (on the phone): Sorry, Steven Segal got that part. JCVD (in car): What? Agent: Apparently he agreed to cut off his pony tail. JCVD (looking impressed): *shrugs* Here's the opening scene, done in one continous shot, a masterpiece in itself: [youtubehd]0jTWjdjGjDA[/youtubehd] Go and watch JCVD, don't be put off by the cover. Edited July 18, 2011 by zazen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620566 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AcrossCanyons Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 seems like a righteous dude. id have a drink with him. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620567 Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundwave Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhUj-rRELdY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWurdvvllPk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8XKeN0zk4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpIpDxCa90M Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechDiff Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 On 7/18/2011 at 9:37 PM, zazen said: On 7/18/2011 at 9:16 PM, BCM said: what's the best JCVD movie?His best film is 'JCVD'.84% on Rotten tomatoesIts a 2008 'meta-movie' in which he plays himself, skint and fighting a child custody case, appearing in straight to DVD action flicks and losing roles to Steven Segal. And getting caught up in a post office heist.Sample dialogue:Agent (on the phone): Sorry, Steven Segal got that part.JCVD (in car): What?Agent: Apparently he agreed to cut off his pony tail.JCVD (looking impressed): *shrugs*Here's the opening scene, done in one continous shot, a masterpiece in itself:[youtubehd]0jTWjdjGjDA[/youtubehd]Go and watch JCVD, don't be put off by the cover. yeah seconded! really good film. There's even a couple bits in there where he was showing some genuine acting skills. Cool idea for a film, pretty good execution too. also, I think it's reflects well on ego. I can't imagine there are so many actors of his type who wouod be willing to parody themselves quite so candidly. I get the impression that he knows exactly what and who he is, doesn't pretend to be anything else, and is quite happy like that. Might go watch it now :) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide TechDiff's signature Hide all signatures My new album on Ad Noiseam 05/11/2012 http://www.adnoiseam.net/adn151 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620624 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted July 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 last night he was sobbing cos we are killing the planet and all the little animals are dying. then he dry humped his kitchen island. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620940 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 I feel like a lot of the people saying how much of a cool and nice guy he must be haven't watched the series in question because he is a very very strange chap indeed Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620950 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Yes, that destined to save the planet thing. Maybe it's a pitch for his next movie, JCVD2. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AcrossCanyons Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 On 7/19/2011 at 2:06 PM, Coalbucket PI said: I feel like a lot of the people saying how much of a cool and nice guy he must be haven't watched the series in question because he is a very very strange chap indeed he's a bit strange but not constantly off-the-wall batshit insane. also +1 for JCVD, great film. watched it on a plane journey because it was the only thing that looked any good on and I was very surprised by how good I found it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1620994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swerm Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 There's loads of shows like this on ITV where they film the "everyday life" of a "celebrity" whose career can no longer be anything but a novelty or anything beyond those shows. Kerry Katona was another depressing one to watch... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1621328 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 Yeah and loads of repeats too, pretty sure I saw some of this at a mates house a couple of months ago. Everyone was remarking how completely fucking crackers Van Damme is. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1621400 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1621528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundwave Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 this TV show is co produced by Van Damme (just like Segal) and always plays to the camera about what an troubled eccentric bi-polar he is but the reality is he's an arse off camera but Universal Soldier Regeneration is the shit imho Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67540-jean-claude-van-damme-behind-closed-doors/#findComment-1621558 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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