Random Strokes of Good Fortune

I just walked to the Safeway vending machine to get a 3AM Dr. Pepper, and it gave me four! Fuck yeah!

I put a pound in a quiz machine in the pub to play The Colour Of Money with Chris Tarrant quiz game and there was already 50p in there! I lost it all though and put another quid in too. Easy come easy go.

Me and a bunch of mates piled into a cab after a night out and there were 2 $100 bills just lying there on the seat, the 2 guys in before me were too drunk to notice. I told them about it the following day and bought the drinks our next night on the lash.

I also worked at Wal-Mart the summer before I went to college (99), and just last year got a $300 check from a class action settlement. Something about someone not getting enough breaks or shit.

i took a shit earlier and didnt need to wipe

  On 7/22/2011 at 7:26 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

i took a shit earlier and didnt need to wipe

I hope that's not one of those "Windows XP is totally secure: I never get viruses, and in fact I've never even run an antivirus program!" things.

There's this Time Crisis 4 booth on a local arcade that gives you 2 credits for 1€, yet some people don't seem to notice it and leave when they die once. I just played like 4 times for free today

earlier this week I randomly met a guy outside a bar who owed me money from like 3 years ago. and he paid me. amazing.

edit: oh yeah, thanks internet and cute yoga instructors who are into nontraditional relationships. it's been a good week!!!!

when I was a kid, I found a newspaper box that would cash out like a slot machine when you hit the coin return... free money everyday until my parents found out ;)