The Greatest Frisbee Scene of All Time

LOL wtf

that is not a nice ass wtf is he talking about

Gotta love the review on IMDB:

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An intellectual classic and a must see for all conspiracy theorists!

23 March 1999 | by woodpile-2 (Guadelamolokai, Mexicali) – See all my reviews

This non-fiction masterpiece retells the riveting true story of two beautiful government super-agents, their pet snake & a diabolical criminal plot, the implications of which will surely send chills down your spine.

 

The safety of the free world is at stake as the evil Dr. Chang and his wily henchmen plot to flood the Hawaiian economy with drugs and diamonds. Only Donna & Taryn, two of the greatest agents this government has ever known, stand in the way. Armed only with nunchuks and throwing stars and with the help of their little reptile friend and his venom, specially engineered toxins derived from the diseased blood of cancerous rats, the two foxy ladies and the two secret super studs, Rowdie and Jade, embark upon their dangerous mission.

 

Will our heroes be able to stop these nefarious villains and save the world? Only through hot tub strategy sessions and with the help of Rowdie & Jade's "Trunk of Toys" will our heroes prevail.

And also the biographies of the two leading actresses (don't ask):

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Birth Name

Dona Linda Speir

 

Height

5' 7" (1.70 m)

 

Mini Biography

Gorgeously buxom, shapely, and statuesque blonde knockout Dona Linda Speir was born on February 7, 1964 in Norwalk, California. Dona was a Mint 400 queen in 1983. Speir was the Playmate of the Month in the March, 1984 issue of "Playboy." Not surprisingly, she went to to appear in several "Playboy" related videos and did follow-up pictorials in a few additional issues of the popular men's magazine. Dona made guest appearances on episodes of the TV shows "Automan," "Mike Hammer," "Matt Houston," "Knight Rider," and "Married with Children." She's perhaps best known for portraying tough, gun-toting federal drug enforcement agent Donna Hamilton in seven low-budget action exploitation features for director Andy Sidaris: "Hard Ticket to Hawaii," "Picasso Trigger," "Savage Beach," "Guns," "Do or Die," "Hard Hunted," and "Fit to Kill." Speir was especially memorable as bitchy veteran model Nancy Johnson in "Click: The Calender Girl Killer." Moreover, she popped up in small parts in the films "Doin' Time," "Dragnet," and "Mortuary Academy." Dona Speir called it a day as an actress in the mid 90's. She now lives in Danville, California and works for the websites centerfoldwives.com and www.ppgcollect.com.

Brilliantly bad!

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  On 8/5/2011 at 10:27 PM, sneaksta303 said:

that is not a nice ass wtf is he talking about

gay

Hard Ticket to Hawaii is a classic. There are at least 5 scenes that are damn near the funniest thing I've ever seen, and this is one of them.

Thank you muchly jules. Riveting stuff!!!

Ridge Forrester!

my life has been changed for the better. what is the name of this movie ???

edit: hard ticket to hawaii. ok.

I love the fist pump at the end

  On 8/6/2011 at 1:51 PM, jules said:

I love the fist pump at the end

^ was going to post this

fist pumping ridge, made my day, ta!

haha i had a friend from high school who i hadn't seen in like 5 years show up at my door to say hi. he said hi by giving me a copy of hard ticket to hawaii. such brilliance!

Thanks to this thread i'm into blonds again. 80's blonds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y8giDXBGrI

Best dialogue from the entire movie, btw.

LOL I'm imagining the actual reaction you would get from someone you'd throw a razorblade-frisbee. "Ow, man, what'd you do that fo- oh shit this is bleeding quite badly man what the FUCK?!" and then you'd run away.

  On 8/5/2011 at 10:27 PM, sneaksta303 said:

that is not a nice ass wtf is he talking about

not all men have the taste that is required to be proper ass-men such as you and myself.

  On 8/6/2011 at 11:33 PM, Terpentintollwut said:

 

  On 8/5/2011 at 10:27 PM, sneaksta303 said:

that is not a nice ass wtf is he talking about

 

not all men have the taste that is required to be proper ass-men such as you and myself.

 

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S5-Vx4hlr4

 

mildy nsfw

not digging her thighs so much but I think I know where you're coming from. But let's not turn this into an sorta-SWF-ass-thread, that's just gonna make me feel nostalgic.

YAAAAAY FRISBEE!