HOROSCOPE

i'm well aware that there probably already is a horoscope thread BUT

 

welcome,

 

i am an aquarius

 

what are you?

Gemini. Let's dock.

ox

 

 

 

chinese one has cool animals so i go for that

in china im a monkey.

 

horoscopes are the most useless thing in the world though, srrssly.

 

sometimes i like to lie down on the floor and pretend im a carrot

Depending on what you believe I'm either a sagittarius or Ophiuchus.

 

Chinese I'm a horse.

Libra, the only inanimate sign. (go assburgers!!! ;p)

 

@ data: you clearly haven't understood the deeper meaning behind horoscopes -> which is reframing

pisces, scorpio, aries, and virgo.

Pisces. I'm also Sagittarius rising with my moon in Aquarius.

 

I'm dead serious.

 

*edit*

 

for my avatar (I hope your speakers have good bass).

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Q3k1MBx-w

 

 

*edit 2*

 

Goat

Edited August 8, 2011 by jefferoo

sagittarius

I'm gonna die twice.

brachiasaurus

meerkat

gemifuckingni

im a carpikorn , same one that jesus has

Libra, here.

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/your-horoscopes-week-of-january-11-2011,18776/

You may have had a tendency to go about your daily routine lethargically lately, Gemini. But today the alarm clock wakes you up. You may understand that your help is urgently needed and there's no time to waste. You can expect to pour a great deal of energy into a single, well-defined goal. If you usually wander from project to project, this will be a change for you.

 

that didn't happen today, but i have been lethargic in my daily routine, but also, it's sunday

Virgo/Water Monkey

  On 8/8/2011 at 6:19 AM, Rhombix said:

Virgo/Water Monkey

The misuse of personal power, dominating or manipulating others, and the subtle ways you try to control situations or other people are issues. The tyrant in you comes out, or you find yourself dealing with the more difficult, dark, tyrannical side in other people.

I am a Leo born in the year of the Tiger. I am a Liger.

 

Leo born in the year of the Rat. I'm not sure what that makes me. A hyena, maybe?

sun in aries (fire sign), moon in cancer (water sign), gemini ascendant (air sign)

 

fire and water mix in harmony to become the swift air, this shall be the story of my life

talkin 'bout the taurus, talkin' 'bout the bully bull bull

 

forget what style of music that is but that makes me want to go do a track like that !! just realized the pianos are doing boogie-woogie blues progression in between that minor descending chorus which is really what i mean, but i guess it's blues.

 

edit II: taurus is good, virgo has a nice beatles fing going on, libra is ok, the rest of these are ghastly.

Edited August 8, 2011 by hahathhat

Leeba Leeba Libraaaa Leeba Leeba Libraaaa Leeba Leeba Libraaaa Leeba Leeba Libraaaa Leeba Leeba Libraaaa

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I've noticed recently how many girls look disapointed when they learn I'm a cancer. They do not even try to hide it, as if cancers were the most terrible sign ever. They just do not know the truth.

Edited August 8, 2011 by the anonymous forumite

  On 8/8/2011 at 12:03 PM, the anonymous forumite said:

I've noticed recently how many girls look disapointed when they learn I'm a cancer. They do not even try to hide it, as if cancers were the most terrible sign ever. They just do not know the truth.

 

wat truth?