who farted and called you champion?

"Who farted and called you champion?"

see thread title.

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Does posting in this thread imply that you think this is funny?

free your mind and your ARSE will follow

I was tempted tonight to write a post that I found truly hilarious and to send it instead of holding back.

I am a farting little man with a life composed of turds and gas. Everything feels like a sewer to me.

Someone please ban this idiot

This is now a yowza mcbowza thread.

Go:

how many of you would be asked, or have been asked

to be a "Fart Man" and called champion?

  On 8/8/2011 at 8:51 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

Someone please ban this idiot

fart dangerously

is the internet a giant costume party?

  On 8/8/2011 at 8:57 AM, hahathhat said:

how many of you would be asked, or have been asked

to be a "Fart Man" and called champion?

great thread

  On 8/8/2011 at 9:00 AM, vamos scorcho said:

  On 8/8/2011 at 8:51 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

Someone please ban this idiot

 

fart dangerously

fart different

Is it gay to dip your balls in your doppelganger's mouth while he's sleeping?

if erwin schrödinger dips his balls in his cat's mouth, is it bestiality or do his balls not exist?

I have big fears for his balls. They might exist, but at the moment he tries to grab them, they're gone. Statistically speaking, he'll probably end up with only one ball.

  On 8/8/2011 at 11:29 AM, Braintree said:

Is it gay to dip your balls in your doppelganger's mouth while he's sleeping?

Only if it makes you cum stupid hard.

  On 8/8/2011 at 4:55 PM, goDel said:

I have big fears for his balls. They might exist, but at the moment he tries to grab them, they're gone. Statistically speaking, he'll probably end up with only one ball.

you're presuming he didn't have a single testicle in the first place. or six, but that's not statistically likely.

**Erases part of the memory when he met vamos scorcho IRL**

  On 8/9/2011 at 6:18 AM, hahathhat said:

  On 8/8/2011 at 4:55 PM, goDel said:

I have big fears for his balls. They might exist, but at the moment he tries to grab them, they're gone. Statistically speaking, he'll probably end up with only one ball.

you're presuming he didn't have a single testicle in the first place. or six, but that's not statistically likely.

yes. my mother told me to always presume the positive. so that's what i do.

:boxxy smile: