Fred McGriff Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 I need a totally bitching name for a company. Let's say hypothetically I'm starting a bank that helps dig people out of the housing crisis, people that have troubled mortgages. I want the customer to feel safe and assured, not intimidated. I want the customer to feel like it's not their fault that they got in this mess. I want the customer to be like, there is hope and trust with this company. Any ideas? I'll paypal 20 bucks to the best suggestion. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 the sperm bank "we'll clean up this hot mess" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638702 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 *jots it down* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638703 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Raise The Roofs Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ghOsty's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638704 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 (edited) Hope, Trust & Goodhead LLC Booth, Brown & Tilapia LCC A Totally Benevolent Corporation, Inc. We Care Because You Do, Inc. dba We Care A Lot FNM Edited August 17, 2011 by baph Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638705 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 :D i need it to say "the hard part is over"... what's a word or object or idea that says, hey man, the hard part's over now, it's time to get this shit fixed Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638706 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Immortal Cobra Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 crime dog financial Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638708 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Immortal Cobra is the frontrunner. Needs less syllables. This needs to be a game changer of a company, like "Apple" or something. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638710 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 On 8/17/2011 at 3:53 AM, Fred McGriff said: :D i need it to say "the hard part is over"... what's a word or object or idea that says, hey man, the hard part's over now, it's time to get this shit fixed Reassurativity, Inc. Serenity Now & Sons Oversteps Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Reveal hidden contents "you won't have to move often with oversteps!" That one's on the house, Fred. The house you can keep. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638715 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638716 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 CASH ATTACK Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 On 8/17/2011 at 4:04 AM, Rambo said: CASH ATTACK awesome Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 On 8/17/2011 at 4:00 AM, baph said: On 8/17/2011 at 3:53 AM, Fred McGriff said: :D i need it to say "the hard part is over"... what's a word or object or idea that says, hey man, the hard part's over now, it's time to get this shit fixed Reassurativity, Inc. Serenity Now & Sons Oversteps lol, Lloyd Braun is a quality name. also Paul Hardcastle. I'd trust a bank with either of those names. Hardcastle. that is trustworthy and related to housing in a "we have been in the game a long time so we know what we are doing" kind of way. Hardcastle could be a pillar of strength and stability in such a flimsy housing market. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 HouseAid :P Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638722 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Benjaminz 'R' Us Tagline: And benjaminz could be you, too! Spokesperson: Montel Williams Corporate Standing: Suspended Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 I just came up with the tagline. The tagline is "Bringing You Home." 5 pages go! On 8/17/2011 at 4:07 AM, baph said: Benjaminz 'R' Us Tagline: And benjaminz could be you, too! Spokesperson: Montel Williams Corporate Standing: Suspended lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638724 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 CASH ATTACK Picture of Fred like this one. Open suitcase filled with money on the floor Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638725 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Attack is so hostile, though, Rambo. I know because you're Rambo that you expect homeowners to not be complete pussies, but in my experience, they are. Since they're pussies, how about "Cashgasm" or "Cashilingus" (tagline: it's not pee, it's my cashgasm!" or "You are not abnormal, don't hold back your cashgasms, we're here to help") or actually fuck it, cashgasms is fucking stupid. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638730 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 rushup bank 12 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638736 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Home Stretch Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Cashgasms is totally legitimate. It sounds like something people want. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 cashgasm new frontrunner home stretch - that's legit modey Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Pretty goofy but Greek gods have some interesting names. Elpis is the spirit of hope, however maybe that sounds a little bit too much like El Piss for you. Also, if the names are a bit too much you may find that we've wrung a root word out of them that you can play with. You have stuff like Nostos which has relevant meaning perhaps but doesn't look so good. Probably where nostalgia comes from. Glad I'm not starting a business. Cashgasm. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68166-i-would-like-to-name-a-company/#findComment-1638747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts