do your stuffed animals talk to you?

if they don't, then perhaps it's because you are an asshole.

what i'd really like to know though is...

i had a teddy that talked.

my dog fucked him up though. worst day of my early childhood.

after that i spent long hot summer days painting fences for my dad and, if i had the chance, set dogs on fire. i miss those days.

  On 8/25/2011 at 3:53 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

i had a teddy that talked.

 

 

my dog fucked him up though. worst day of my early childhood.

 

after that i spent long hot summer days painting fences for my dad and, if i had the chance, set dogs on fire. i miss those days.

My teddy can talk to me about a 1 foot high last time I tried, but I had to poo and was holding it in, so that was not at maximum pressure. More news soon.

a rephlex bear gave me the finger once, but i'm not sure i'd count that as talking.

i let this dude kick it in my room until i swear he started talking without batteries in.

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when i was young, i got to play with one of these once, for a few minutes, laying in a stretcher outside the operating room, waiting for the anesthetic to kick in, so they could cut holes in my ears... i don't remember if it talked.

  On 8/25/2011 at 5:10 AM, underscore said:

i let this dude kick it in my room until i swear he started talking without batteries in.

 

hahaha my little brother had one of these things... they were fucking creepy sometimes man

i had a furby that i kept under my bed for years, and when the batteries finally started to go he came alive suddenly in the middle of the night speaking some sort of slowed down gibberish.. scared the absolute shit out me.

They were always frightening to me. Never trusted them.