Do You Think Neanderthals Are Attractive?

do you think they are attractive? i've had odd attraction and i can't seem to understand why. the hair is nice and the big features and the big brains

why isn't this a poll? i vote no

Give me a black goddess sister I can't resist her. No stringy haired, blonde

hair, blue eyed, pale skinned buttermilk complexion. Grafted, recessive,

depressive, ironing board backside straight up and straight down. No

frills, no thrills, Miss six o'clock, subject to have the itch, mutanoid,

caucazoid, white cave bitch...

Ease back white bitch, I don't play that

Just because I got on my L.A. hat

Stalkin' walking in my big black boots

Is my jingle, now you want Mandingo

Big, black and handsome

I should hold your devil ass for ransome

Sorta like Patty Herst, but I'll burst first bitch

And you know what's worse

I'm coming from the land where the choppers roam

So fuck you bitch and your Coppertone

Stringy hair - no derrier - frontin' and fakin' with your silicone pair

Do I wanna fuck? Not hardly

That's kinda like Barbie fuckin' Bob Marley

It ain't gonna happen, I keep rappin'

Muthafuck Teniell, but see I'm the Captain of this ship

And I'm true to the game

Ya all look the same

Standin' by my backstage door, hopin' that'll switch

Spread out you little cave bitch

Why everytime we get famous

You wanna play us like Andy and Amos?

The devil sent you to try and tame us

But you can't tame me, with no bitch named Amy

Lookin' for the dark meat

But ho, I ain't tryin' to go out like Barkely

Cuz everytime I turn on the TV

I see several brothers with she-devils

Smilin' cuz you out on a date

But sooner or later, the bitch'll yell rape

Soon as daddy found out you a jigaboo

He'll kill like he did Emmitt Till

Yah, he tried to kick bass

But the bitch probably threw it in his face

Sargent Bale ain't nothin' but a trick

Nasty as hell, stanky little cave bitch

Now don't think that I hate you

Cuz I won't date you, bitch I gotta stay true

You can be a fan, but don't expand

And try to get my dick in your hand

You better run to the minute man

Pale as snow, so act like y'know

Cuz if I slap it, flip it, and rub it like that

Yeah, it gotta be black

Plus yo ass too flat

I need a butt big enough that can clap

Rat-a-tat-tat

You can't get mine ho

I'd rather fuck an albino

At least I know, she's comin' from the Nubian

And not the Ku Klux Klan that you be in

And I don't give a fuck if your family is rich

You're still a little cave bitch

Humanity what have you ever done for me?

Denounced and cursed since my birth for I am not like thee

A proud descendant of the ancient seed

Driven forth by the screams of my enemies

I am the plague that shall grace you with an early grave

Exterminate - bring you all into damnation

In an orgasmic rush of pain I mark my coming in crimson strays

Fools! I shall rid myself from the thorns pierced in my side

The weak laments of your wounded shall be my crown

Anointed in their tears... sweet as wine are they

A waste of flesh is the only thing you are to me

The time has come to destroy your simple entitles

A filthy pack of liars and thieves

Crawling in the stench of your own self-deceit

I am the predator and you are all mine to claim

Hunt you down unto the point of extinction

A genocidal warmachine

Wreaking chaos upon those who dare to challenge me

I am vengeance incarnate, your futile world I shall desecrate

I bear the mark of all demons like an aura that drips of venom

I am the bringer of the final war

Your god lies dead in his own shit and gore

Rest assure that all of you will die

You insolent fools shall breath no more

Hatred burns within my veins towards your wretched kind

I spread my creed of suffering in this bloodbath so divine

I shall cleanse the earth from the worms of the human breed

Revel in the blood of my sworn enemies

Grind their bones into the dust... bloodlust!

Humanity what have you ever done for me?

Denounced and cursed since my birth for I am not like thee

A proud descendant of the ancient seed

Driven forth by the screams of my enemies

I am the plague that shall grace you with an early grave

Exterminate - brought you all into damnation

A genocidal warmachine

Grinding down all of you who dared to challenge me

Hatred burns within my veins towards your wretched kind

I spread my creed of suffering in this bloodbath so divine

No mercy is shown for the weak in this blood-drenched fatal spell

Tear the flesh off from their limbs and send their souls to hell

I have diabetes and almost never get sick. aka i have a compromised immune system and i don't get sick. I'm either ahead of the curve or so far behind it that i think i am ahead of it.

so where do Asians stand in all this? They're pretty clever and all, but I can say from experience that many of the females have quite prominent tailbones. Yet they're not as hairy as most whites. So - smart, not as hairy, but with other simian characteristics....*ponders* . Or I can just put back on my PC hat and continue to ignore race altogether....

I find asians attractive.

unfortunately, they would find your cock terrifying.

but seriously, glad I'm not the only one confused about where Asians come from. Here's what I've been digging up on Wikipedia:

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In 1972, physical anthropologist Carleton Coon claimed, "From a hyborean [sic] group there evolved, in northern Asia, the ancestral strain of the entire specialized Mongoloid family."^[22] In 1962, Coon believed that the Mongoloid "subspecies" existed "during most of the Pleistocene, from 500,000 to 10,000 years ago".^[23] According to Coon, the Mongoloid race had not completed its "invasions and expansions" into Southeast Asia, the Americas, and the Pacific Islands until "[t]oward the end of the Pleistocene".^[23] By this time Coon hypothesis that the Mongoloid race had become "sapien".^[23]

Paleo-anthropologist Milford Wolpoff and Rachel Caspari characterize "his [Carleton Coon's] contention [as being] that the Mongoloid race crossed the 'sapiens threshold' first and thereby evolved the furthest".^[24]

 

M.K Bhasin of the Department of Anthropology at the University of Delhi suggested in a review of an article referencing Mourant 1983 that "The Caucasoids and the Mongoloid almost certainly became differentiated from one another somewhere in Asia" and that "Another differentiation, which probably took place in Asia, is that of the Australoids, perhaps from a common type before the separation of the Mongoloids."^[25]

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...this would make Neolithic sites 5500 to 7000 years ago (e.g. Banpo) the oldest known Mongoloid remains in East Asia, younger than some in the Americas. He concludes that the origin of the Mongoloid phenotype remains unknown, and could even lie in the New World.^[26]

Edit: This map is quite interesting:

I should state that though the majority of an asian woman is hairless the beautiful "cotton candy" amount of pubic hair on the asian women i have encountered is terrifyingly arousing.

I'm going to hell and i don't need wikipedia to confirm it!

I don't understand how australian aborigines could evolve from caucasoids...i would think they would have to have come by boat from Africa or something....

edit: btw i love the asian "minimal hair thing", my gf never has to shave, she naturally has no visible hair on her arms or legs, even her underarms....only has hair on her crotch, and it's very tidy...

lol, I think those sounds are only found in Japanese porn. Thankfully, I've never come across them in real life! Definitely a learned trait rather than something physiological, which makes you wonder where they learned it from...mom?

I'd go ape-shit on some nice Neanderthal poon.

  On 8/30/2011 at 7:59 AM, lumpenprol said:

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Paleo-anthropologist Milford Wolpoff and Rachel Caspari characterize "his [Carleton Coon's] contention [as being] that the Mongoloid race crossed the 'sapiens threshold' first and thereby evolved the furthest".^[24]

If we aren't sure where the end or starting point is, how do we know which one is further?

Also, evolution is just a string of mutations that are rewarded by repopulating or not rewarded by dying off, so in those terms, there is no "further."

no the state needs to keep its fist clenched so that those of us in the know can continue to enjoy and indulge

The fuck did I just try to read?

homo

So wait, I can call Asians "mongoloids"?

actually the term mongoloid came from some asshole saying people with downs syndrome had Asian looking slanty-eyes. Hence he assumed Asians were a degenerate form of white people. So you (and everyone else who calls people mongos) have it backwards. You're actually being racist, not derogatory towards...retards.

edit: in lieu of the nice butts thread, check out this neanderthal pancake ass.

cutie

God, now i need to fuck an asian real bad.

  On 8/30/2011 at 5:00 PM, troon said:

homo

sapiens or erectus?

interbreeding

100% bullshit.

  On 8/30/2011 at 5:33 PM, lumpenprol said:

actually the term mongoloid came from some asshole saying people with downs syndrome had Asian looking slanty-eyes. Hence he assumed Asians were a degenerate form of white people. So you (and everyone else who calls people mongos) have it backwards. You're actually being racist, not derogatory towards...retards.

lol omg the assumptions, how was I being racist? How was I suggesting it being derogatory? Who are you? Why am I here?