The Nicolas Cage Matrix

I just saw this printed on a 3'x4' sheet in someones bathroom and spent twenty minutes staring at it. Thought I'd share.

Discuss.

Is this based on plots or his expression?

lol at face off pic.

also the wicker man has to be one of the greatest remakes of all time. his performance is unforgettable and will live with you for the rest of your life.

I'm guessing Drive Angry 3D isnt on there because it's only a 2-dimensional matrix.

Nice.

I think Brining out the dead should be rated more brilliant, I really like that film. Also, Ghost Rider should be completely off the ass end of that chart and buried under several feet of slurry.

Cage is an enigma. It seems that he sometimes takes roles, no matter how rubbish, just for the fun of acting. Sometimes he nails it and sometimes hams it up like there's no tomorrow.

He throws the screenplays in the air and the ones that hit his head are the ones he takes

  On 9/10/2011 at 9:38 AM, azatoth said:

Cage is an enigma. It seems that he sometimes takes roles, no matter how rubbish, just for the fun of acting. Sometimes he nails it and sometimes hams it up like there's no tomorrow.

He has a gambling problem. He needs money.

So is Drive Angry worth watching in terms of Cage infused goodness?

If I was an actor I would like to have niccage powers - the ability to act like a totally over-the-top crazy guy in half my roles & still be regarded as a serious actor.

vampire's kiss is from '88, and should be off the chart on the brilliant side.

  On 9/10/2011 at 7:55 PM, Billov said:

So is Drive Angry worth watching in terms of Cage infused goodness?

Yes. But only with friends and alcohol

I'd watch a show about Nick Cage, a serious actor who is repeated forced to switch jobs with his zany identical twin brother Dick Cage, who steals novelty license plates & sells them on street corners.

  On 9/11/2011 at 12:00 AM, analogue wings said:

  On 9/10/2011 at 7:55 PM, Billov said:

So is Drive Angry worth watching in terms of Cage infused goodness?

 

Yes. But only with friends and alcohol

Thank you. I knew it'd be a classic

  On 9/10/2011 at 8:57 AM, analogue wings said:

I'm guessing Drive Angry 3D isnt on there because it's only a 2-dimensional matrix.

hahah

Yeah, quite a character. Go watch him on Herzog's Bad Lieutenant! I have been terrible at Google search lately, I had to browse 25 pages of that movie GIF tumblr to find you guys this

  On 9/11/2011 at 7:33 PM, m u st co n t r ol t h o 4 said:

Yeah, quite a character. Go watch him on Herzog's Bad Lieutenant! I have been terrible at Google search lately, I had to browse 25 pages of that movie GIF tumblr to find you guys this

 

But oh was it worth it.

I don't see Tempo di Uccidere on there!

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1936, Italian army is invading Ethiopia. Lieutenant Silvestri (Cage) suffering toothache decides to reach the nearest camp hospital. But the lorry has an accident and stop near a rock, so Silvestri continues by walk. On his way he meets and rapes a wonderful young Ethiopian. He also wound her when he shot to a wild animal, and later kills her to avoid further pain. When he finally reaches the hospital, he realizes he gets probably leprosy. Trying to escape from Ethiopia Silvestri will kill again. But surprises aren't still over.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100762/

http://www.imdb.com/...u/vi2919603225/

  On 9/11/2011 at 12:55 AM, Cryptowen said:

I'd watch a show about Nick Cage, a serious actor who is repeated forced to switch jobs with his zany identical twin brother Dick Cage, who steals novelty license plates & sells them on street corners. accepts roles in movies like Next, Knowing and Ghost Rider

Isn't that the plot to Adaptation?

  On 9/12/2011 at 9:29 AM, analogue wings said:

  On 9/11/2011 at 12:55 AM, Cryptowen said:

I'd watch a show about Nick Cage, a serious actor who is repeated forced to switch jobs with his zany identical twin brother Dick Cage, who steals novelty license plates & sells them on street corners. accepts roles in movies like Next, Knowing and Ghost Rider

You know, there are still rumours (mostly fuelled by plot of The Prestige) that there are two Christian Bales out there. One is a muscly action-star (Batman, Equilibrium, American Psycho etc...) and the other is a skinny serious-actor (The Machinist, The Fighter etc...).

Face/Off is far too low - what a film!

My friend and I agreed the best chance of the the world collapsing on itself will result not from a CERN experiment, but Nicolas Cage and Keanu Reeves starring in a film together.

someone please make this film real

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZad00qYMbQ

matchstick men, world trade center and gone in 60 seconds are rated way too highly in that thing, no way is face/off a lesser nick cage film to those. The weather man isn't really all that good either. *looks at chart again* most of these suck, I could just keep on going. I think I like him more when he's hamming it up.