Nic Cage is an immortal vampire

Proof: http://m.io9.com/5841112/was-nicolas-cage-a-vampire-during-the-civil-war-this-1000000-photograph-holds-the-answers

fucking lol

The only person in the world I don't want to be immortal, is fucking immortal.

Fuck this gay earth.

i believe it...

He's a vampire, he's a vampire, he's a vampire

  On 9/17/2011 at 7:00 PM, Dropp said:

The only person in the world I don't want to be immortal, is fucking immortal.

 

Fuck this gay earth.

I hold the opposite opinion.

  On 9/17/2011 at 7:00 PM, Dropp said:

The only person in the world I don't want to be immortal, is fucking immortal.

 

Fuck this gay earth.

there are a lot of people ahead of Nic Cage in my list of people who I don't want to be immortal.

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Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so.

yeah that's the first place my thoughts went to when i saw that picture.

I was gonna post it but it is in the comments on that article but nah fuck it I'll post it.

http://qtwentyseven.tumblr.com/post/9801100430/keanu-reeves-is-a-vampire

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I don't think it's such a brilliant idea to become a celebrity if you are an immortal. I'd keep a low profile and secretly rule the world with all the connections and wealth I've would have amassed over the centuries.

He was probably just running out of things to do. and for an immortal, a lifetime as a celebrity is probably an easy way to way some quick cash.

I'm glad he seems to have finally come to terms with the skull growth on one side of his head, and shaved it off

Keanu Reeves