Fake your death with Ketchup

My dad told me about this story, and all I could think was why didn't I read this on WATMM?

http://www.bangstyle.com/2011/09/hit-man-fakes-womans-death-with-ketchup/

I thought everyone learns the truth about how ketchup only works "in the movies" when they're attending hitman school. I see they don't even teach that anymore these days. Sad world.

i thought this was going to be like a "post your most recent fake your own death with ketchup pic" thread.

if i was at home, i totally would.

^ same

  On 9/28/2011 at 3:11 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

i thought this was going to be like a "post your most recent fake your own death with ketchup pic" thread.

 

if i was at home, i totally would.

I thought this as well... someone do it!

I would do it, but I just ran out of ketchup.

I remember me and my brother faking his death with ketchup to try and startle my mother.

It worked really well and we felt really bad.

lol

  On 9/28/2011 at 6:48 PM, 277: 930-933 said:

I remember me and my brother faking his death with ketchup to try and startle my mother.

It worked really well and we felt really bad.

lol.. That's terrible.

I thought this was a sup thread, I was let down.

2/10

  On 9/28/2011 at 6:48 PM, 277: 930-933 said:

I remember me and my brother faking his death with ketchup to try and startle my mother.

It worked really well and we felt really bad.

my brother and i did this same thing.

it was horrible.

  On 9/29/2011 at 3:27 AM, essines said:

  On 9/28/2011 at 6:48 PM, 277: 930-933 said:

I remember me and my brother faking his death with ketchup to try and startle my mother.

It worked really well and we felt really bad.

my brother and i did this same thing.

 

it was horrible.

to find out which one your mom loved most?

No, he was older than me and convinced me it'd be awesome. i now hate the smell of ketchup. i actually have a bit of a panic attack if i get ketchup on me. like, if i am dipping a freedom fry and i fuck up. i like ketchup but it fucks with me all of the time.