Real life superhero is full of win

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'Superhero' arrested, accused of pepper-spray assault.

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Instead of the bad guys, it was Seattle's most prolific self-styled superhero that ended up in handcuffs.

Police officers arrested the 23-year-old man who calls himself Phoenix Jones early Sunday after he was accused of assaulting several people with pepper spray. He was booked in county jail on four counts of assault, with arraignment set for Thursday, police said Monday.

Jones, who wears a black mask with yellow stripes and a bulging muscle bodysuit, said he was only trying to stop a street brawl.

He will return.

  On 10/12/2011 at 9:52 PM, TwiddleBot said:

'Superhero' arrested, accused of pepper-spray assault.

He should probably learn some kind of martial art...

those stupid cops

I thought that was pretty full of fail. He has to run away from a whiny little bitch with a handbag, and basically just hangs around doing nothing. Is my irony detector broken?