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I will start:

 

1 - troon is Richard's private secretary / PR guy, which means that every time you disrespect the troon you are doing it by proxy to the man himself.

 

2 - Google has been patiently collecting / analyzing every single email you have sent in the last ten years and in 2012 will start hiring people worldwide based on what you say in your texts but that's OK because you think only happy and efficient thoughts ergo, next year you will work at the Googleplex, imagine those year end bonuses.

no youtube videos in the signature, lolz

 

much love,

squee

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I've been told Joyrex is Richard D James and I've got absolutely no reason to discount this claim.

  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

You guys are good, what if ... Joyrex is our actual collective father and he's been secretly using watmm for decades in order to educate us into reaching our fullest potential using terror and tough love? Take a look at his latest joke in the foundation thread.

 

It was IRL LOL and I'm 100% serious everyone.

 

I don't really know how to make jokes and this is why I always tell the truth.

no youtube videos in the signature, lolz

 

much love,

squee

  On 10/18/2011 at 3:58 AM, sup said:

ltm doesent exist and all the ltms are joyrexes dupes to incense us to behave good to try to get into ltm 1 day which never happens

 

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sup barnstar of coolness

  On 10/18/2011 at 4:16 AM, MAXIMUS MISCHIEF said:
  On 10/18/2011 at 3:58 AM, sup said:

ltm doesent exist and all the ltms are joyrexes dupes to incense us to behave good to try to get into ltm 1 day which never happens

 

/|/||)

/|/||)

edit delete all because my theory was way too dangerous.

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no youtube videos in the signature, lolz

 

much love,

squee

mustcontroltho4 is a government agent and this thread is a trap.

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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but theories and fantasies are only good when 'poor' and 'paranoid' don't fit their description. thus shit thread?

 

 

edit:no offense, just attempting to use sound logic

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  On 10/18/2011 at 8:41 AM, Gocab said:

mustcontroltho4 is a government agent and this thread is a trap.

 

False consciousness alert!

no youtube videos in the signature, lolz

 

much love,

squee

Environmentalists are too dumb to know that the environmentalist movement is using the exact same strategy the Nazis used to convince people that jews living among them was a serious problem. In a few years we will all be debating "The final solution to the Global Warming Question" and who has to die. It's obvious that life on Earth wants the planet to be hotter. Biology has been heating the planet forever. That is why life made people who want to live everywhere, but cant survive or even eat food without making heat. It's so obvious. If we don't heat the earth nature will get rid of us and find some organism that can.

  On 10/18/2011 at 6:13 PM, triachus said:

this forum is being used by only 7 guys and everyone else are their dupes

 

and those guys are all aliens representing different intergalactic councils.

 

the war is being fought right here and nobody knows it. keep looking, it's all archived.

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  On 10/18/2011 at 6:13 PM, triachus said:

this forum is being used by only 7 guys and everyone else are their dupes

 

 

not a milion miles from the truth

  On 10/18/2011 at 5:49 PM, hautlle said:

Environmentalists are too dumb to know that the environmentalist movement is using the exact same strategy the Nazis used to convince people that jews living among them was a serious problem. In a few years we will all be debating "The final solution to the Global Warming Question" and who has to die. It's obvious that life on Earth wants the planet to be hotter. Biology has been heating the planet forever. That is why life made people who want to live everywhere, but cant survive or even eat food without making heat. It's so obvious. If we don't heat the earth nature will get rid of us and find some organism that can.

 

this is interesting...

  On 10/18/2011 at 5:49 PM, hautlle said:

Environmentalists are too dumb to know that the environmentalist movement is using the exact same strategy the Nazis used to convince people that jews living among them was a serious problem. In a few years we will all be debating "The final solution to the Global Warming Question" and who has to die. It's obvious that life on Earth wants the planet to be hotter. Biology has been heating the planet forever. That is why life made people who want to live everywhere, but cant survive or even eat food without making heat. It's so obvious. If we don't heat the earth nature will get rid of us and find some organism that can.

are you part of whatever organisation it was that put leg-warmers on the lampposts on my street?

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  On 10/18/2011 at 6:34 PM, m u st co n t r ol t h o 4 said:

excuse my unforgivable ignorance but please reveal the name of those seven users.

all seven of them are dupes of enter a new display name

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