3 word watmm story.

Not sure if this has been done before, but it can be proper lol and fun.

The aim of the game is to write a story with each post only 3 words long. You can jump in and jump out as you feel the need too. The story we write as we go along can take twists and turns into fantasy, horror, gonzo, romance, general fucking weirdness, whatever. If done well it can be brilliant once it gathers momentum. If it fails? We only have ourselves to blame, so lets go!!

I will start and will let you lot gather pace.

A huge roar....

of disappointment followed

as my pants

failed to ignite.

They collapsed swiftly

and landed limply

suddenly sirch appeared

on fetid ground

They Licked Nuts!

The nuts tasted

good to Sirch

I watched, confused.

and im cool

Said Sirch, whilst

kicking my pants

in the balls

and fondling the

stained button fly

away to the

masturbatorium, cried Sirch

to his momma

lick my pipes

said the mom

and sirch obliged

Remembering my shiv,

meanwhile in coolville