I Hate Performance Art!

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I bet her kid will hate it too

if u have a sex ed class u could go there to see a baby being born free

every performance artist seems to have a name i don't bother trying to pronounce.

except for marty.

This is way worse than posing on messageboards.

To be clear. This is not a barb at essines or anyone. It just popped into my head so i wrote it. heh.

What if she needs a C section?

i really liked Spalding Gray. i guess a monologue is performance art in a way

kind of like that Spaghetti-O's Girl!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4ziyvNo0SM&feature=player_embedded

I don't understand it at all, most of it anyways.

Edit: and by I don't understand it at all I mean much of it seems stupid and not interesting in the least. I fart better performances.

considering women do this every second of every day all over the world, this isn't pushing any artistic boundaries and in our current world situation with population getting massively out of control, i think its pretty vulgar to celebrate it.

It's feministic art kinda, right? I can't blame women for doing all kinds of shit these days, since most of art done until like the 70's was musculine. I say, let them have all the fun the can, and in a while the'll settle down.

You don't see male artists doing weird vulgar shit now do you?

  On 10/25/2011 at 11:58 AM, kaen said:

considering women do this every second of every day all over the world, this isn't pushing any artistic boundaries and in our current world situation with population getting massively out of control, i think its pretty vulgar to celebrate it.

it's not vulgar to celebrate childbirth but to pass it off as art it is. but then there is the argument that art can be found in everyday things. and if you were passing a gallery and heard screams of agonising childbirth would you not be intrigued to have a little look?

Pretty much what kaen said.

  On 10/25/2011 at 12:21 PM, keltoi said:

and if you were passing a gallery and heard screams of agonising childbirth would you not be intrigued to have a little look?

This seems like a strange line of reasoning.

  On 10/25/2011 at 1:09 PM, essines said:

  On 10/25/2011 at 12:21 PM, keltoi said:

and if you were passing a gallery and heard screams of agonising childbirth would you not be intrigued to have a little look?

This seems like a strange line of reasoning.

my fap-chance-o-meter would be pinging, granted.

poor kid.

  On 10/25/2011 at 12:21 PM, keltoi said:

  On 10/25/2011 at 11:58 AM, kaen said:

considering women do this every second of every day all over the world, this isn't pushing any artistic boundaries and in our current world situation with population getting massively out of control, i think its pretty vulgar to celebrate it.

 

it's not vulgar to celebrate childbirth but to pass it off as art it is. but then there is the argument that art can be found in everyday things. and if you were passing a gallery and heard screams of agonising childbirth would you not be intrigued to have a little look?

I rekon, following on from what kaen said. To actually make the birth a cutting edge performance they should cut the head off the baby, with garden shears, as it comes out of the birth canal.

  On 10/25/2011 at 3:20 AM, Candiru said:

What if she needs a C section?

  On 10/25/2011 at 4:50 AM, asymmetrical head said:

kind of like that Spaghetti-O's Girl!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4ziyvNo0SM&feature=player_embedded

I love Spaghetti-O's Girl. I contacted her with the proviso of writing a funny interview, but she wanted serious credentials so I just never kept up with it.

  On 10/25/2011 at 6:30 PM, Gary C said:

I love Spaghetti-O's Girl.

WHY

Serious credentials? how can anyone take a girl who takes 2 minutes to open a can, shove it up her snatch, and deficate seriously?

  On 10/25/2011 at 7:10 PM, kaen said:

  On 10/25/2011 at 6:30 PM, Gary C said:

I love Spaghetti-O's Girl.

WHY

I see a fear and tenderness in her eyes, as though she's been baited into the performance by a 'popular crowd'. As though she's performing the most shocking (and subsequently lame) idea she could muster in order to be granted entrance to that room of shitsters.

women artists, lol.

i think if ur anti this art ur anti choice cuz she should choose to have here baby in the musueum just like a woman would choose to get a abortion