What does English sound like

Apparently a lot of mumbling and 'tss,' 'k,' and 'p' sounds.

http://matadornetwor...to-a-foreigner/

i remember back when i was like 6, i used to speak fake american english all the time and it sounded pretty much exactly like that. i even managed to trick a friend of mine into thinking i was fluent in english by speaking like that.

  On 10/27/2011 at 10:02 PM, data said:

i remember back when i was like 6, i used to speak fake american english all the time and it sounded pretty much exactly like that. i even managed to trick a friend of mine into thinking i was fluent in english by speaking like that.

wong fong pi wow chingaling

- how chinese sounds to me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz04IBZqfFE

just ignore the lyrics that have been added.

im sorty but that film is in REAL english ther just not making sense

my ex thought british guys were hot cause of their accent i was like thats pretty gay

  On 10/27/2011 at 11:19 PM, hardcode said:

my ex thought british guys were hot cause of their accent i was like thats pretty gay

unfortunately, your ex is either right, or is a man, in which case

but watching that short film, i realize that american english is pretty clumsy-sounding.

  On 10/27/2011 at 10:02 PM, data said:

i remember back when i was like 6, i used to speak fake american english all the time and it sounded pretty much exactly like that. i even managed to trick a friend of mine into thinking i was fluent in english by speaking like that.

German sounds like "spriken flagen fleegen bggghhhright."

  On 10/27/2011 at 11:16 PM, sup said:

im sorty but that film is in REAL english ther just not making sense

ah !

british english sounds like speaking with a hot potato in the mouth

whenever i hear a brittish english person i zone it out. 95% of teh time there evil nayway

  On 10/27/2011 at 9:52 PM, Braintree said:

pretty accurate imo. (german-speaker reporting in here).

  On 10/27/2011 at 11:14 PM, futuregirlfriend said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz04IBZqfFE

 

just ignore the lyrics that have been added.

Ah, I was trying to find that this morning.. Genius!

some say spoken swedish sounds like singing. i can't hear it though.

here's a speech by our 1970/80's prime minister, sort of our ronald reagan, only he was a socialist (and murdered!).

the muppets swedish chef is awesome but not even close.

It sounds like it's bouncing as if it's going to rhyme, but doesn't.

i love speaking fake french....i just string together a ton of vowels and stretch them out as long as i can.

""jous le moi twai zhoo pootahn "

no offense to the French.....i would actually love to learn French but have nary the time to do so.

  On 10/28/2011 at 12:42 AM, Braintree said:

It sounds like it's bouncing as if it's going to rhyme, but doesn't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AwPzKhr9BY

"Iss like hwiping your ass wis silk."

  On 10/28/2011 at 12:43 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

i love speaking fake french....i just string together a ton of vowels and stretch them out as long as i can.

 

""jous le moi twai zhoo pootahn "

 

no offense to the French.....i would actually love to learn French but have nary the time to do so.

That reminds me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os18FgH6RQ0

edit: alright, my only comments ITT have involved NBC's thursday night primetime comedy clips, i'll see myself out

rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb

  On 10/27/2011 at 11:09 PM, disparaissant said:

  On 10/27/2011 at 10:02 PM, data said:

i remember back when i was like 6, i used to speak fake american english all the time and it sounded pretty much exactly like that. i even managed to trick a friend of mine into thinking i was fluent in english by speaking like that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbs64GvGgPU

 

 

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  On 10/27/2011 at 10:02 PM, data said:

i remember back when i was like 6, i used to speak fake american english all the time and it sounded pretty much exactly like that. i even managed to trick a friend of mine into thinking i was fluent in english by speaking like that.

nice. when i was a kid a convinced another kid i was hungarian but i don't think i'd ever heard hungarian.

  On 10/27/2011 at 11:19 PM, hardcode said:

my ex thought british guys were hot cause of their accent i was like thats pretty gay

is she with a hot british accent now?

It so much depends on the accent. American english sounds like drunken farmer's talk, british mostly like super snob talk, Australian sounds like a paranoid extremist is having a perpetual bladder crisis.

As a Slavic I suspect we are heard even funnier than english folks.