list of words you can't use while texting in pakistan

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With a creativity and dedication to the task unusual for local officialdom, the country's telecoms regulator has issued a list of more than 1000 words and phrases which will be banned.

 

After serious deliberation and consultation, officials from the Pakistan Telecommunication Authority (PTA) have come up with more than 50 phrases using the word "fuck" and 17 involving "butt".

 

The list includes several apparently innocuous words and phrases, including "flatulence", "deposit" and "fondle". Others would likely only make sense to frustrated teenagers.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/nov/17/butt-out-pakistan-telecom-text-ban

the list: http://www.scribd.com/doc/73348006/Content-Filtering-ENGLISH

amazing. the dedication.

cum bubble

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Butt out! Pakistan telecom watchdog drafts rude text message ban

 

Official list outlaws 1,500 'rude' words, ranging from the F word 'flatulence' to 'pocket pool' and 'quickie'

lol

FLOGGIN THE DOLPHIN

GONORREHEA

HERSHY HIGH WAY

WUUTANG?

Rude

yeah that reminds me of the African American era of watmm, stuff like that pushes creativity to the max.

*stays tuned for fresh vocabulary memes from pakistan*

just testing here: nigger

edit: for science!

nice to see jesus christ made the list.

personal favourites

HE HATE ME

HENHOUSE

WHITE TRASH

WILLIE WANKER

OUI (lol)

isn't that the name of a porno mag? lol

cumquat

dahmer?!

cyberslimer hahaha

Stopping at E for now. Saving some laughs for tomorrow.

CYBERSLIMER!!!!!

Why not just write fuck*, i.e all possible permutations rather than coming up with an insufficient list of them?

That just means that creative combinations like fuckmaster, fuckparty, fuckgod, fucksucker, fuckpakistanslameassgovernment etc are free to use. If they won't work because of the word fuck, why bother to write a bunch of phrases that are combinations of fuck with other words?

OICU812

I have no idea what that means. I also noticed there was no 'douche' in the list

  On 11/29/2011 at 12:43 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

OICU812

 

I have no idea what that means. I also noticed there was no 'douche' in the list

"oh i see you ate one too"

obviously about a fuck cookie

  On 11/29/2011 at 12:49 AM, Adjective said:

  On 11/29/2011 at 12:43 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

OICU812

 

I have no idea what that means. I also noticed there was no 'douche' in the list

"oh i see you ate one too"

obviously about a fuck cookie

lol

fuck cookie?

that many obscenities in a row makes me giggle for some reason

Bird watchers will be screwed as usual.

no tit or cock...probably no thrush either...

So apparently, I can't text "Datnigga is on the rag, but her tampons are filled with pubic lice, so she had to use a strap on and got crotch rot. Dickfart, lucky camel toe juggalo; athlete's foot."

i think you'd only get as far as "camel" either way there, champ. sms and all.

wow you are the second person ive called champ today what the fuck

  On 11/29/2011 at 12:43 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

OICU812

 

I have no idea what that means. I also noticed there was no 'douche' in the list

Pakistan obviously hates van halen too.

also, lol at ass blaster and assblaster.

I am yet to work out why ATHLETES FOOT is on there. Maybe it was something I missed in my youth.

  On 11/28/2011 at 11:27 PM, data said:

nice to see jesus christ made the list.

He didn't make it actually, but Jesus Chirst and Jesuschrist did

Can you text "Papa Smurf"?

you can't even text "come on over, fatso. we'll listen to g-unit and eat finger food, fairy cakes and glazed donuts."

he hate me

actually, you wouldn't be able to text "help! being held hostage!" either

KMART?!?!