data Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Quote With a creativity and dedication to the task unusual for local officialdom, the country's telecoms regulator has issued a list of more than 1000 words and phrases which will be banned. After serious deliberation and consultation, officials from the Pakistan Telecommunication Authority (PTA) have come up with more than 50 phrases using the word "fuck" and 17 involving "butt". The list includes several apparently innocuous words and phrases, including "flatulence", "deposit" and "fondle". Others would likely only make sense to frustrated teenagers. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/nov/17/butt-out-pakistan-telecom-text-ban the list: http://www.scribd.com/doc/73348006/Content-Filtering-ENGLISH amazing. the dedication. cum bubble Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide data's signature Hide all signatures twitterbandcampyoutube Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Quote Butt out! Pakistan telecom watchdog drafts rude text message ban Official list outlaws 1,500 'rude' words, ranging from the F word 'flatulence' to 'pocket pool' and 'quickie' Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 lol FLOGGIN THE DOLPHIN GONORREHEA HERSHY HIGH WAY WUUTANG? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Rude Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Npoess's signature Hide all signatures │ Tumblr │ Last.fm │ Soundcloud │ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701545 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 yeah that reminds me of the African American era of watmm, stuff like that pushes creativity to the max. *stays tuned for fresh vocabulary memes from pakistan* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) just testing here: nigger edit: for science! Edited November 28, 2011 by roasty Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701552 Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted November 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 nice to see jesus christ made the list. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide data's signature Hide all signatures twitterbandcampyoutube Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701555 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 personal favourites HE HATE ME HENHOUSE WHITE TRASH WILLIE WANKER OUI (lol) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) isn't that the name of a porno mag? lol Edited November 28, 2011 by roasty Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701571 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 cumquat dahmer?! cyberslimer hahaha Stopping at E for now. Saving some laughs for tomorrow. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ee4wqZvf8 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701601 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 CYBERSLIMER!!!!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 (edited) Why not just write fuck*, i.e all possible permutations rather than coming up with an insufficient list of them? That just means that creative combinations like fuckmaster, fuckparty, fuckgod, fucksucker, fuckpakistanslameassgovernment etc are free to use. If they won't work because of the word fuck, why bother to write a bunch of phrases that are combinations of fuck with other words? Edited November 29, 2011 by chimera slot mom Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 OICU812 I have no idea what that means. I also noticed there was no 'douche' in the list Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 On 11/29/2011 at 12:43 AM, Coalbucket PI said: OICU812 I have no idea what that means. I also noticed there was no 'douche' in the list "oh i see you ate one too" obviously about a fuck cookie Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701650 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 On 11/29/2011 at 12:49 AM, Adjective said: On 11/29/2011 at 12:43 AM, Coalbucket PI said: OICU812 I have no idea what that means. I also noticed there was no 'douche' in the list "oh i see you ate one too" obviously about a fuck cookie lol fuck cookie? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701674 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 that many obscenities in a row makes me giggle for some reason Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701738 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Bird watchers will be screwed as usual. no tit or cock...probably no thrush either... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 So apparently, I can't text "Datnigga is on the rag, but her tampons are filled with pubic lice, so she had to use a strap on and got crotch rot. Dickfart, lucky camel toe juggalo; athlete's foot." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701749 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 i think you'd only get as far as "camel" either way there, champ. sms and all. wow you are the second person ive called champ today what the fuck Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701834 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 On 11/29/2011 at 12:43 AM, Coalbucket PI said: OICU812 I have no idea what that means. I also noticed there was no 'douche' in the list Pakistan obviously hates van halen too. also, lol at ass blaster and assblaster. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701851 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 I am yet to work out why ATHLETES FOOT is on there. Maybe it was something I missed in my youth. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701878 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 On 11/28/2011 at 11:27 PM, data said: nice to see jesus christ made the list. He didn't make it actually, but Jesus Chirst and Jesuschrist did Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide KovalainenFanBoy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1701985 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Can you text "Papa Smurf"? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Root5's signature Hide all signatures WATMM Christmas Albums: 2011 2012 2013 2014MOST IDM Tribute Albums: Incomplete Skyscrapers Rogue Planet Mycorhizae Olympus Mons HeadphonesOther Compilation Albums: Heading for Outer Space Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1702015 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 you can't even text "come on over, fatso. we'll listen to g-unit and eat finger food, fairy cakes and glazed donuts." he hate me actually, you wouldn't be able to text "help! being held hostage!" either KMART?!?! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70211-list-of-words-you-cant-use-while-texting-in-pakistan/#findComment-1702016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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