Kevin Eldon – Speakers #1: Lecturer

if you have time..this is great

30 seconds in and lolling hard

2 minutes in this is fucking brilliant

eyebrows permanently arched

a piece of dandruff on the hair of a woodlouse's penis

few potatoes, very litte soup and no bowl at all

for I was born with... small child syndrome

the 3rd property of thing

fuck! this is brilliant

the 4th property of thing is mindblowing

this is like a parody of my understanding of the universe while on acid

Forget your leptons, reject your tachyons, dump your quarks - be they up, down, strange, charmed, top, bottom, thistle, fridge, or bugle. Furthermore, throw out your bosons; higgs bosons or otherwise - you won't be needing them. Not where we're going.

lol

this is gold

on top of everything, i've just recognised the briliance of your avatar roasty

big train was amazing

very good. cheers roasty.

big train was very hit and miss

kevin eldon has excelled himself here

edit: kevin eldon was one of the "hit" elements in big train

This is amazing.

liked this, good find

others in http://resonancearchive1.org.uk/audio/speakers/

loved the first one but the rest just werent as good sadly. eldon is brilliant though.

wish i could find the eldon clip from how tv ruined your life where he simulates sex. i couldnt breathe watching that