The sign above the urinals

They want us to read this while we piss at work.

I have a response in mind, but I know the collective here will best me.

thats gross ur sick

yeah that's good advice.

I was looking for something along the lines of, "please make signs with respect to the intelligence of the intended audience. It's demeaning to assume everyone has to be reminded of what is disgusting."

This sign has been posted for four months. Most employees should have the gist now.

burn the place down.

How about

"Try standing on the wall"?