Alcohol

Is there any other chemical known to mankind which causes such a drastic effect on human behavior? It's really pretty fascinating and nice. Why does alcohol cause me to tell every girl I wish to have sexual intercourse with that I wish to have sexual intercourse with her? Why? Why? Seriously...It's bizarre?

So is it a bootleg barnstar of coolness? Maximus Mischief's is official...

Alcohol throws away all the parts of a person that are awful and amplifies the awesome

  On 12/27/2011 at 9:43 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

So is it a bootleg barnstar of coolness? Maximus Mischief's is official...

No man, it's legitimate.

Alcohol is overrated.

I've been having hangovers for 2 days now. Yesterday I sleept almost an entire vacation day away. What a fucking waste.

Hey look, here is essines in a thread about alcohol.

Hey look, here is Braintree in a thread about alcohol.

Alcohol does make me horny, it's true.

Is this a thread about alcohol?

People say psychedelics turned monkeys into humans.

  On 12/27/2011 at 9:19 AM, The Pod said:

Is there any other chemical known to mankind which causes such a drastic effect on human behavior? It's really pretty fascinating and nice. Why does alcohol cause me to tell every girl I wish to have sexual intercourse with that I wish to have sexual intercourse with her? Why? Why? Seriously...It's bizarre?

because you are young and naive.

yesterday was the only day I stopped drinking since I cant remember and thats only because I'd been awake for 48hrs the day before and needed a kip

yeah unless it makes you angry and pissed off. that coupled with not giving a fly fuck about any potential repercussions and a steady rise towards absolute dependence makes it, not the greatest drug for all mankind

So booze, i've realised, is probably the ONLY reason any man has ever had sex. Even a beautiful man still looks like shit when naked and fucking. Booze kind of numbs that and allows women to be able to lie there while we molest and destroy them. I love alcohol.

  On 12/27/2011 at 9:43 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

So is it a bootleg barnstar of coolness? Maximus Mischief's is official...

THE POD and MAXIMUM MISCHIEFS barnstar of coolnesses are official any1 else who has 1 right now is a FAKE

anyway i dunno the pod alchohol is just dangerous thats why i stay away form it

If you were cool enough you would be having sexual intercourse instead of making an idiot out of yourself.

  On 12/27/2011 at 3:21 PM, essines said:

So booze, i've realised, is probably the ONLY reason any man has ever had sex. Even a beautiful man still looks like shit when naked and fucking. Booze kind of numbs that and allows women to be able to lie there while we molest and destroy them. I love alcohol.

that sounds like drunk sex alright. TONIGHT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFx6cnoBXY

  On 12/27/2011 at 3:21 PM, essines said:

So booze, i've realised, is probably the ONLY reason any man has ever had sex. Even a beautiful man still looks like shit when naked and fucking. Booze kind of numbs that and allows women to be able to lie there while we molest and destroy them. I love alcohol.

Get out, I look like a fucking ice skater or some fucking Asian gymnast when Im fucking. I usually prefer a room with no mirror because if I catch sight of myself in the act, its game over, Im going all night.

idont drink no alcahol because i dont trust myself

i dont like wine

the pod you are a fucking retard

  On 12/27/2011 at 5:21 PM, AAAAh said:

idont drink no alcahol because i dont trust myself

i dont like wine

I think this would be a wise approach on just about anyone's part.

I actually don't enjoy having sex when any significant amount of alcohol has been consumed, because as someone has already kindly pointed out for us, drinking makes me very very stupid. It really detracts from the whole experience.

Also, the way I talked about alcohol in the original post here is pretty misleading. Though it can sometimes make me feel great, it often just makes me more miserable than ever.

Fuck alcohol. I mean it's alright but.

I probably shouldn't drink at all.

Although I have heard one drink a day is good for your health.

dude, take a break off watmm or something. you're overheating

Booze is great

Booze is good

Let us thank booze for this food

AMEN

  On 12/27/2011 at 7:18 PM, hautlle said:

Booze is great

Booze is good

Let us thank booze for this food

AMEN