I went on a date, kinda.

I'm still laughing about it. This kid is looking for someone to take care of him and "be sensitive"with, and I think I just scared him, so we sat in a bar for over an hour saying almost nothing while I watched him drum his fingers on the table and mumble along with the stereo while trying his hardest not to look at me.

I'm a fool.

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probably the first awful date anyone on watmm has ever been on

My dates are always perfect.

  On 1/1/2012 at 10:50 PM, underscore said:

probably the first awful date anyone on watmm has ever been on

I've never been on a "date", exactly. Met this guy on the internet, and it was terrible in person.

  On 1/1/2012 at 10:54 PM, essines said:

My dates are always perfect.

Wanna go out?

what was playing on the stereo whilst he was tapping along

this is important

  On 1/1/2012 at 11:00 PM, Lucy Faringold said:

what was playing on the stereo whilst he was tapping along

 

this is important

He couldn't drum along, he had a rhythm deficiency. He mumbled along with something, but I don't remember what.

The only song I was able to identify over the televisions and video lottery machines was Kid Rock's "Cowboy".

yeah, he sounds like a dick.

next time don't go to a bar that has 'televsions', 'video lottery machines' or 'Kid Rock'

*jots it down*

Haha all over you.

  On 1/1/2012 at 10:25 PM, OneToThirtySix said:

I'm still laughing about it. This kid is looking for someone to take care of him and "be sensitive"with, and I think I just scared him, so we sat in a bar for over an hour saying almost nothing while I watched him drum his fingers on the table and mumble along with the stereo while trying his hardest not to look at me.

 

I'm a fool.

That sounds so .

Sorry, I differentiate between child, boy, kid, and man.

By kid, I meant a young man without social maturity.

ah, thanks for clarifying.

Some people are just awkward, and they will never be "socially mature".

You say he was drumming to kid rock? That's pretty fucking bad.

Already

Wow dude

Find a "daddy" that will take care of YOU. Girls sometimes do this.

$$$ profit.

lol what happened to max?

  On 1/2/2012 at 12:03 AM, JW Modestburns said:

Some people are just awkward, and they will never be "socially mature".

 

You say he was drumming to kid rock? That's pretty fucking bad.

He also had a severe aversion to eye contact. I actually felt guilty for (what I perceived to be) his fear of me.

  On 1/2/2012 at 12:20 AM, Candiru said:

Find a "daddy" that will take care of YOU. Girls sometimes do this.

 

$$$ profit.

If only it was that easy. I don't know any rich guys desperate to pay for everything for me.

  On 1/2/2012 at 12:20 AM, Candiru said:

Find a "daddy" that will take care of YOU. Girls sometimes do this.

 

$$$ profit.

Haha. He had that. I was his daddy. He is giving it up for male anatomy.

  On 1/2/2012 at 12:59 AM, moonchild said:

  On 1/2/2012 at 12:20 AM, Candiru said:

Find a "daddy" that will take care of YOU. Girls sometimes do this.

 

$$$ profit.

 

 

 

Haha. He had that. I was his daddy. He is giving it up for male anatomy.

read the rules

Aw. My first read the rules...

i'm sitting here, stroking my cat.

pussy control.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnwMY8YmpU

I guess the internet makes some people braver.

Who was that lance bass looking watmmer who'd post stories about his 40something Hawaiian sugar momma? They were always interesting and more importantly didn't involve getting e-stalked by his ex. Good times.