Aliens land on earth next to your house

You're the first one they talk to, they tell you they're intergalactic scholars and that they want to learn more about earths music. They charge you to bring them ten tracks that would give a global example of whats best around here so they can leave for another planet.

What 10 tracks would you bring to them?

I only need 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eFgRXy432U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXYRLg32lXk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58NsEfBm9mY

take a drink for every IDM track that gets mentioned

Ventolin EP 2x12'.

Without the cylob remix and with an eleventh bonus track.

merzbow

-something classical with vocals in it

-African drum circle music

-pop song from the last hundred years (Beatles or Beach Boys)

-recording of a mother singing to a baby

-birds

-something Asian sounding iunno

-old Spanish folk song

-Harry Partch or some other hardcore experimental tuning type

-Tokyo city field recording

-fuckin SKRILLEX man

Bach toccata and fugue in d minor

beethoven 8th

some pop songs

a couple of rap ones

ask if they write for the intergalactic version of cracked.com

Lux Aeterna

Not the fucking Clint Mansell one. The fucking Ligeti. And then kick the alien in the face and just stare at it without blinking for 6 straight minutes.

Britner Spears - Toxic

Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous

Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody

TLC - Red Light Special

Boyz II Men - Motown Philly

Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground

Elastica - Connection

The Cardigans - Lovefool

Bon Jovi - Runaway

White Town - Your Woman

I would fellate their antennas for a ride on the spaceship.

20th century fox theme on a flute, 10 times

  On 1/7/2012 at 12:35 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

20th century fox theme on a flute, 10 times

/thread

Boyz 2 Men- I'll make love to you

Barry White- My first, my last, my everything & Never gonna give you up

Space Dimension Controller- The love quadrant

Marvin Gaye- Sexual Healing & Lets get it on

Probably an R Kelly song, not an RnB one but a BnB (boner is one of the words)

Bad Company- Feel Like Makin Love

Van Halen- Panama

Warrent- Cherry Pie.

Of course, I will be using the Captain Kirk method for Alien releations: Find the hottest one and pound the moon shit out of them. Needless to say, if aliens landed in my yard earth would get a very weird reputation...

Something by Bach

Something by the Beatles

4:33

no idea.

i would play them my music because it's the best music in the world. period.

  On 1/7/2012 at 1:44 AM, GORDO said:

4:14

fixt

  On 1/6/2012 at 11:15 PM, Cryptowen said:

-something classical with vocals in it

-African drum circle music

-pop song from the last hundred years (Beatles or Beach Boys)

-recording of a mother singing to a baby

-birds

-something Asian sounding iunno

-old Spanish folk song

-Harry Partch or some other hardcore experimental tuning type

-Tokyo city field recording

-fuckin SKRILLEX man

i would tell them to wait a sec, then text cryptowen to ask what my next move should be

aliens don't have ears

what you mean? I do

carl sagan's mixtape

http://voyager.jpl.n...raft/music.html

1. Welcome to the Jungle

2. It's So Easy

3. Nightrain

4. Out Ta Get Me

5. Mr. Brownstone

6. Paradise City

7. My Michelle

8. Think About You

9. Sweet Child O' Mine

10. You're Crazy

and just for shits...

11. Anything Goes

12. Rocket Queen

But dude, if you show them Guns and Roses, they'll comeback with guns and lasers :(

I would tell them that this is one of mankind's crowning achievements.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U

I would tell them they are not getting anything from me unless they give me a ride on their spaceship and all the secrets of the universe that they've found out.