Henry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfY1baRuZPU

Yeah of course the video was going to be pulled

Anyway.. It was fucking beautiful.

What a wanker.

Fuck off back to America.

I always liked him because he always seemed to me like one of the few footballing types that can read and write at an adult level

Grandpa Henry!!

He gave up on football when he joined the retirement house league (aka MLS), if i were an arsenal fan i would tell him to go fuck himself with a can of redbull while wearing a Minnie Mouse costume.

Watch your mouth, you happen to be talking about the man I love!

It was heroic of him to come back and drag us into the fourth round. We weren't looking like getting passed Leeds until that goal.

22 January 2012 16:00 - Arsenal V Man United

Fuck yeah thats right .. Scholes, Giggs and Henry .. welcome to the early 2000's

like a boss (a very slow one but still)

  On 1/9/2012 at 11:06 PM, YO303 said:

Grandpa Henry!!

 

He gave up on football when he joined the retirement house league (aka MLS), if i were an arsenal fan i would tell him to go fuck himself with a can of redbull while wearing a Minnie Mouse costume.

umm... i don't know how you could complain if you are an arsenal fan actually. Pretty much anyone is better than chamakh

Well my friend certainly picked a good day to go to his first ever match at the Emirates lol.

  On 1/11/2012 at 7:32 AM, dr lopez said:

  On 1/9/2012 at 11:06 PM, YO303 said:

Grandpa Henry!!

 

He gave up on football when he joined the retirement house league (aka MLS), if i were an arsenal fan i would tell him to go fuck himself with a can of redbull while wearing a Minnie Mouse costume.

umm... i don't know how you could complain if you are an arsenal fan actually. Pretty much anyone is better than chamakh

I'm not an Arsenal fan, but i just lose any respect for a footballer when they join a minnie mouse league like the MLS.

(also fuck ETO and Anelka for doing pretty much the same)

  On 1/11/2012 at 11:56 AM, YO303 said:

  On 1/11/2012 at 7:32 AM, dr lopez said:

  On 1/9/2012 at 11:06 PM, YO303 said:

Grandpa Henry!!

 

He gave up on football when he joined the retirement house league (aka MLS), if i were an arsenal fan i would tell him to go fuck himself with a can of redbull while wearing a Minnie Mouse costume.

umm... i don't know how you could complain if you are an arsenal fan actually. Pretty much anyone is better than chamakh

 

I'm not an Arsenal fan, but i just lose any respect for a footballer when they join a minnie mouse league like the MLS.

 

(also fuck ETO and Anelka for doing pretty much the same)

You crazy? These players weren't/aren't at their pinnacle when they moved/move to foreign leagues. They're going for a pay-cheque, yes, but a new lifestyle too. Playing in a slower pace and weaker environment will grant them to opportunity for more free-time whilst still making shit loads of money and probably lengthen their career.

Maybe Beckham went to America a little too early. And Robbie Keane's just a shit. But even Pele played in a shitty league in the last years of his career. Lots of players join indoor masters championships and it's not a lesser-quality of football in places like South America.

The best footballers are paid insane amounts and pampered and surrounded by assistants and wealth. But try training (all weathers) for 6 hours, 6 days a week, 8+ months a year (almost 11 months a year during international tournament years). Then do that from the age of 16/17 to 30+. Throw in injuries, legal enhancement drugs that will probably make you shit liquid for a week every month, maybe bad press when you fuck up in a game or get caught trying to be a real person by going out drinking with your mates.

Fuck, I think I'd want to go chill out in a easy league, get paid a shitload and experience a new culture too.

Edit: Oh, and a strict diet. Nowadays everything a player eats has to be managed. No sauces. A lot of a players meals will consist of boiled white meat and plain pasta.

The MLS has gotten a lot better in recent years, it's not like it used to be in the late 90's. Granted it isn't anything like a european league but their rules envolving squad registration are strongly geared towards developing american youth players anyway. Every team has 1 designated contract slot (ie high salary cap limitation), which they usually use to attract a big name from Europe. Veteran footballers are a smart choice, because the rest of the team can benefit from their experience.

  On 1/11/2012 at 12:58 PM, Gary C said:

  On 1/11/2012 at 11:56 AM, YO303 said:

  On 1/11/2012 at 7:32 AM, dr lopez said:

  On 1/9/2012 at 11:06 PM, YO303 said:

Grandpa Henry!!

 

He gave up on football when he joined the retirement house league (aka MLS), if i were an arsenal fan i would tell him to go fuck himself with a can of redbull while wearing a Minnie Mouse costume.

umm... i don't know how you could complain if you are an arsenal fan actually. Pretty much anyone is better than chamakh

 

I'm not an Arsenal fan, but i just lose any respect for a footballer when they join a minnie mouse league like the MLS.

 

(also fuck ETO and Anelka for doing pretty much the same)

 

You crazy? These players weren't/aren't at their pinnacle when they moved/move to foreign leagues. They're going for a pay-cheque, yes, but a new lifestyle too. Playing in a slower pace and weaker environment will grant them to opportunity for more free-time whilst still making shit loads of money and probably lengthen their career.

 

Maybe Beckham went to America a little too early. And Robbie Keane's just a shit. But even Pele played in a shitty league in the last years of his career. Lots of players join indoor masters championships and it's not a lesser-quality of football in places like South America.

 

The best footballers are paid insane amounts and pampered and surrounded by assistants and wealth. But try training (all weathers) for 6 hours, 6 days a week, 8+ months a year (almost 11 months a year during international tournament years). Then do that from the age of 16/17 to 30+. Throw in injuries, legal enhancement drugs that will probably make you shit liquid for a week every month, maybe bad press when you fuck up in a game or get caught trying to be a real person by going out drinking with your mates.

Fuck, I think I'd want to go chill out in a easy league, get paid a shitload and experience a new culture too.

 

Edit: Oh, and a strict diet. Nowadays everything a player eats has to be managed. No sauces. A lot of a players meals will consist of boiled white meat and plain pasta.

Spot on Gary.

Indeed. Plus, the life of a celebrity can and has been recorded as very tiring, even emotionally damaging in some cases. So Henry is walking down the road to a shop, how many would recognize him in New York v London? Not to mention the paparazzi...

TEARS OF JOY