RDJ-o-matic

I made a randomizer for Cryptowen's AFEX AVENTURS, but the random track titles it had are far more consistently funny than the random comics, so I made a better random Aphex generator.

RDJ-o-matic

It can generate track names, batches of names, EPs, albums and double albums.

e.g.:

Crying in Polynomial heedron

Canticle Lichen

51-13 D. James To Daddy (2008)

On The Metal Grating

GAK Delphium Lizard

Arched Balsalm 1

etc.

It doesn't save results or anything as I already spent enough time on it for now, so you'll have to copy-paste those you find entertaining. It's probably better to do that anyway in case someone's reading this five years from now and the site's gone.

5. Aphex [Mix by Aphex Twin] (8:03)

Corn rave Daddy

Icct cilonen

Mt Ageispolis 17

Innovation in The Back

Supremacy Vaz

Start As Words 6

I just tried again and got Wet Tip Fish Kangaroo

AFX Frosty

cool idea

Bradley's Romance (2:20)

AnalQuixote (9:39)

GX1 Custodian (1:16)

The Bu List (5:18)

Laughable Fuck Via RDJ (5:04)

Home Made father Discount (4:00)

Really Man (1:19)

Mr. Fredugolon (0:11)

54 nanou Street (6:27)

We Are employed (3:22)

Green Legs Mouth

cock Flim Is A Twin

Start As Metal Grating Ball

To Cure A Fish 14th (9:34)

I Want Your Back (1:09)

WHERE'S YOUR Saint Michel (9:20)

Come On You Nip (2:22)

cock dub (3:42)

Bubblebath Song (9:55)

1. IZ-Hedphelym Kangaroo (8:59)

2. omgyjya Polynomial (6:28)

3. IsoTassels (10:34)

4. We Have Nip (8:38)

5. bit Parallel Stripes Gumpas (6:26)

6. Breath Flim (7:37)

7. avril Aphex (9:19)

8. On The Netshadow (8:59)

afx Aphex (7:04)

Logan taking control Acid [Original Demo] (10:26)

Must Not Fuck (3:36)

Home Made employed Daddy (5:37)

The Garden of A Weakling (10:53)

PWSteal.your face Makers (9:10)

cool

Melodies From Ambient Works Volume II (1996)

Alias: Bradley Strider Label: FFRR

1. The Garden of Rock [.0180871] [AFX Fast Mix] (2:36)

2. 4 Ventolin Bib (3:23)

3. Intro Alspacka [AFX Fast Mix] (4:27)

4. Canticle Words (4:13)

5. Last Arrived (1:23)

6. xmd5Back (0:36)

7. Humanoid Nip (6:20)

8. Start As Really Ball (0:40)

9. Funny Upright-C (2:57)

10. gwely Frosty (10:25)

11. Green Hexagon (10:57)

12. GRUMPY White Blur (7:11)

13. kesson Lichen (2:01)

14. ruglen Stripes delef (6:12)

I'm self-Respect (2:52)

Analrave (3:07)

Finger job (2:00)

analogue Witch (5:33)

Supremacy Fuck Song (7:36)

I Want Your father (2:37)

taking acid II (9:07)

OMGz where do I find these unreleased gems

Funniest in bold text.

Chosen Quoth & Music (1994)

Alias: Blue Calx Label: R&S

1. cock Custodian (0:47)

2. bwoon Upright 1 (2:33)

3. btoum-Beetles [Wheeze Mix] (8:03)

4. ANALORD vordhosbn Escape (6:47)

5. nanou2 Slags! [Praze An Beeble Mix] (5:15)

6. The Garden of Bancos [Mix by Aphex Twin] (3:26)

7. Synthacon Ax [Helston Flora Remix By AFX] (0:24)

8. UT1 - Jam Shred (1:03)

9. Eggy Fantasia (7:15)

10. I Want Your Frosty (5:37)

11. MetaWindowsill Escape (1:48)

12. QKThr Ktpa [Helston Flora Remix By AFX] (7:03)

13. I'm self-Parallel Stripes Child (7:00)

14. Icct gwarlek [Aphex Twin QQT Mix] (4:27)

15. Wax The Ldpinch Powder (5:09)

16. Innovation in The employed Pith (2:37)

17. 2 Deadcode (2:06)

Can we somehow force the ginger man to randomly put actual tracks behind these random titles?

  On 1/14/2012 at 7:01 AM, ganus said:

Digeridoo Because You Do (2004)

afx Aphex (7:04)

Logan taking control Acid [Original Demo] (10:26)

Must Not Fuck (3:36)

Home Made employed Daddy (5:37)

The Garden of A Weakling (10:53)

PWSteal.your face Makers (9:10)

ROFL

Corn rave Daddy

cock dub

Bubblebath Song

Must Not Fuck

These, and all of AnalLicker Classics should be actual tracks.

  On 1/14/2012 at 3:39 PM, o00o said:

  On 1/14/2012 at 7:01 AM, ganus said:

Digeridoo Because You Do (2004)

afx Aphex (7:04)

Logan taking control Acid [Original Demo] (10:26)

Must Not Fuck (3:36)

Home Made employed Daddy (5:37)

The Garden of A Weakling (10:53)

PWSteal.your face Makers (9:10)

 

 

 

ROFL

fucking lol

digeridoo because you do had me laughing for 5 minutes

  On 1/14/2012 at 7:01 AM, ganus said:

Digeridoo Because You Do

Trojan.employed

WHERE'S YOUR Dot

54 Domino Bib

Our Back Is A Twin

Death Bouncing Child

cock Girl/Boy 10

i won't bother take a screenshot, but i just caught

Innovation in the fuck

  On 1/14/2012 at 5:53 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

  On 1/14/2012 at 3:39 PM, o00o said:

  On 1/14/2012 at 7:01 AM, ganus said:

Digeridoo Because You Do (2004)

afx Aphex (7:04)

Logan taking control Acid [Original Demo] (10:26)

Must Not Fuck (3:36)

Home Made employed Daddy (5:37)

The Garden of A Weakling (10:53)

PWSteal.your face Makers (9:10)

 

 

 

ROFL

 

 

fucking lol

 

digeridoo because you do had me laughing for 5 minutes

  On 1/14/2012 at 5:56 PM, psn said:

  On 1/14/2012 at 7:01 AM, ganus said:

Digeridoo Because You Do

lol I even changed my member title to this lol

lol @ cock Nails

Phace Yellow [Japanese Edition] (1994)

Alias: Power-Pill Label: R&S