Baby powder

So my girlfriend just asked me if I use baby powder. I said no, she says that I should use it for anywhere I have a crack. She's from the states, but I'm not aware of this method in the UK. So do you guys use baby powder, and where do you use it?

  On 1/20/2012 at 6:38 AM, abusivegeorge said:

she says that I should use it for anywhere I have a crack.

what the hell does this mean? Also I think baby powder causes cancer, innit?

yeah i didn't think you could buy baby powder any more. you're definately advised not to use it on your baby here. i guess inhaling a cloud of chalk 5 times a day isn't good for you.

on a related note a friend of mine was seeing a girl who used 'feminine hygiene powder' or something which was apparently for girls who have a problem with producing too much juice. he said the combination of the powder and quim-goo turned into some nasty thick white paste and he found out the hard way when he went down town.

please enjoy this lovely image i have conjured up for you.

lol

  On 1/20/2012 at 6:38 AM, abusivegeorge said:

she says that I should use it for anywhere I have a crack. She's from the states,

i think she means that when you're dealing crack, you should do the old switcheroo.

  On 1/20/2012 at 11:01 AM, keltoi said:

yeah i didn't think you could buy baby powder any more. you're definately advised not to use it on your baby here. i guess inhaling a cloud of chalk 5 times a day isn't good for you.

 

on a related note a friend of mine was seeing a girl who used 'feminine hygiene powder' or something which was apparently for girls who have a problem with producing too much juice. he said the combination of the powder and quim-goo turned into some nasty thick white paste and he found out the hard way when he went down town.

 

please enjoy this lovely image i have conjured up for you.

that's not as bad as the reddit jolly rancher...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Fig.1 sup does a sick

  On 1/20/2012 at 11:07 AM, oscillik said:

  On 1/20/2012 at 6:38 AM, abusivegeorge said:

she says that I should use it for anywhere I have a crack. She's from the states,

 

i think she means that when you're dealing crack, you should do the old switcheroo.

 

  On 1/20/2012 at 11:01 AM, keltoi said:

yeah i didn't think you could buy baby powder any more. you're definately advised not to use it on your baby here. i guess inhaling a cloud of chalk 5 times a day isn't good for you.

 

on a related note a friend of mine was seeing a girl who used 'feminine hygiene powder' or something which was apparently for girls who have a problem with producing too much juice. he said the combination of the powder and quim-goo turned into some nasty thick white paste and he found out the hard way when he went down town.

 

please enjoy this lovely image i have conjured up for you.

 

that's not as bad as the reddit jolly rancher...

just had to google it... enjoyed the simile "like a homeless man's beard".

the jolly rancher

nsfw

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4

I like to put the baby powder on my balls/crotch after a shower or before bed. Sometimes I put it on my armpits.

Also, if you like bowling, it helps to manage sweaty, sticky hands and fingers.

Advice, try not to use it if you are planning to wear any dark, black, dressy clothing.

i put it in my coffee, tastes great!

I coat my balls in baby powder every morning. it is something I can't live without. I do not use it on my baby however, they say it's bad for their lungs.

talc powder can cause cancer, which is totally different than baby powder.

but yea, baby powder + balls = happy jules

  On 1/20/2012 at 11:26 AM, oscillik said:

the jolly rancher

 

nsfw

 

http://www.reddit.co...g_thats/c0er6q4

why's it called the jolly rancher though? (never had jolly rancher)

powder your nuts, from time to time.

  On 1/20/2012 at 12:23 PM, keltoi said:

  On 1/20/2012 at 11:26 AM, oscillik said:

the jolly rancher

 

nsfw

 

http://www.reddit.co...g_thats/c0er6q4

 

why's it called the jolly rancher though? (never had jolly rancher)

i guess you didn't read the story?

  On 1/20/2012 at 5:07 PM, oscillik said:

  On 1/20/2012 at 12:23 PM, keltoi said:

  On 1/20/2012 at 11:26 AM, oscillik said:

the jolly rancher

 

nsfw

 

http://www.reddit.co...g_thats/c0er6q4

 

why's it called the jolly rancher though? (never had jolly rancher)

 

i guess you didn't read the story?

ah right when i googled it before you posted this i got a different but equally unpleasant story of oral horror without confectionary.

  On 1/20/2012 at 5:12 PM, keltoi said:

  On 1/20/2012 at 5:07 PM, oscillik said:

  On 1/20/2012 at 12:23 PM, keltoi said:

  On 1/20/2012 at 11:26 AM, oscillik said:

the jolly rancher

 

nsfw

 

http://www.reddit.co...g_thats/c0er6q4

 

why's it called the jolly rancher though? (never had jolly rancher)

 

i guess you didn't read the story?

 

ah right when i googled it before you posted this i got a different but equally unpleasant story of oral horror without confectionary.

now i'm intrigued....

actually it's nowhere near as bad...

http://www.reddit.com/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/?sort=top

also...jolly ranchers are alright, but they're basically a block of high fructose corn syrup. probably not a good idea to be eating them.

I can't stand the smell of baby powder. Also, I can't imagine having to explain why my junk smells like a nursery to a girl when she goes downtown.

Somewhat related, I'm pretty sure lots of girls use baby wipes on their butt before cirque du soleil in bed.

  On 1/20/2012 at 5:18 PM, oscillik said:

also...jolly ranchers are alright, but they're basically a block of high fructose corn syrup. probably not a good idea to be eating them.

like spangles? are you too young to remember spangles?

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distinguished by their shape which was a rounded square with a circular depression on each face.

  On 1/20/2012 at 5:28 PM, keltoi said:

  On 1/20/2012 at 5:18 PM, oscillik said:

also...jolly ranchers are alright, but they're basically a block of high fructose corn syrup. probably not a good idea to be eating them.

 

like spangles? are you too young to remember spangles?

 

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distinguished by their shape which was a rounded square with a circular depression on each face.

I'm 28, don't remember those

think they stopped making them in the early 80's.

  On 1/20/2012 at 5:18 PM, Candiru said:

I can't stand the smell of baby powder. Also, I can't imagine having to explain why my junk smells like a nursery to a girl when she goes downtown.

you won't have to explain it because it will be mixed with your own musk. it will smell oddly familiar and cozy to them automatically triggering the motherly instinct within, and since the nearest thing will be your upright flagpole, you will reap the rewards. bonus points if you are completely shaven and silky smooth but just be sure to get all the hair around the area, legs included. otherwise the effect may be directly offset by the chance they are repulsed by the fact that it looks like a garbage fire broke out on your nutsack.

HAHAHAHAha excellent. I just might give it a shot.

somehow, i knew this would already exist.