Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 So my girlfriend just asked me if I use baby powder. I said no, she says that I should use it for anywhere I have a crack. She's from the states, but I'm not aware of this method in the UK. So do you guys use baby powder, and where do you use it? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 On 1/20/2012 at 6:38 AM, abusivegeorge said: she says that I should use it for anywhere I have a crack. what the hell does this mean? Also I think baby powder causes cancer, innit? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736277 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 yeah i didn't think you could buy baby powder any more. you're definately advised not to use it on your baby here. i guess inhaling a cloud of chalk 5 times a day isn't good for you. on a related note a friend of mine was seeing a girl who used 'feminine hygiene powder' or something which was apparently for girls who have a problem with producing too much juice. he said the combination of the powder and quim-goo turned into some nasty thick white paste and he found out the hard way when he went down town. please enjoy this lovely image i have conjured up for you. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736313 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kokeboka Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 On 1/20/2012 at 6:38 AM, abusivegeorge said: she says that I should use it for anywhere I have a crack. She's from the states, i think she means that when you're dealing crack, you should do the old switcheroo. On 1/20/2012 at 11:01 AM, keltoi said: yeah i didn't think you could buy baby powder any more. you're definately advised not to use it on your baby here. i guess inhaling a cloud of chalk 5 times a day isn't good for you. on a related note a friend of mine was seeing a girl who used 'feminine hygiene powder' or something which was apparently for girls who have a problem with producing too much juice. he said the combination of the powder and quim-goo turned into some nasty thick white paste and he found out the hard way when he went down town. please enjoy this lovely image i have conjured up for you. that's not as bad as the reddit jolly rancher... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oscillik's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736317 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Fig.1 sup does a sick Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736320 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 On 1/20/2012 at 11:07 AM, oscillik said: On 1/20/2012 at 6:38 AM, abusivegeorge said: she says that I should use it for anywhere I have a crack. She's from the states, i think she means that when you're dealing crack, you should do the old switcheroo. On 1/20/2012 at 11:01 AM, keltoi said: yeah i didn't think you could buy baby powder any more. you're definately advised not to use it on your baby here. i guess inhaling a cloud of chalk 5 times a day isn't good for you. on a related note a friend of mine was seeing a girl who used 'feminine hygiene powder' or something which was apparently for girls who have a problem with producing too much juice. he said the combination of the powder and quim-goo turned into some nasty thick white paste and he found out the hard way when he went down town. please enjoy this lovely image i have conjured up for you. that's not as bad as the reddit jolly rancher... just had to google it... enjoyed the simile "like a homeless man's beard". Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736322 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 the jolly rancher nsfw http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oscillik's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736323 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 I like to put the baby powder on my balls/crotch after a shower or before bed. Sometimes I put it on my armpits. Also, if you like bowling, it helps to manage sweaty, sticky hands and fingers. Advice, try not to use it if you are planning to wear any dark, black, dressy clothing. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736324 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 i put it in my coffee, tastes great! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 (edited) I coat my balls in baby powder every morning. it is something I can't live without. I do not use it on my baby however, they say it's bad for their lungs. talc powder can cause cancer, which is totally different than baby powder. but yea, baby powder + balls = happy jules Edited January 20, 2012 by jules Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736353 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 On 1/20/2012 at 11:26 AM, oscillik said: the jolly rancher nsfw http://www.reddit.co...g_thats/c0er6q4 why's it called the jolly rancher though? (never had jolly rancher) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 powder your nuts, from time to time. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736451 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 On 1/20/2012 at 12:23 PM, keltoi said: On 1/20/2012 at 11:26 AM, oscillik said: the jolly rancher nsfw http://www.reddit.co...g_thats/c0er6q4 why's it called the jolly rancher though? (never had jolly rancher) i guess you didn't read the story? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oscillik's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 On 1/20/2012 at 5:07 PM, oscillik said: On 1/20/2012 at 12:23 PM, keltoi said: On 1/20/2012 at 11:26 AM, oscillik said: the jolly rancher nsfw http://www.reddit.co...g_thats/c0er6q4 why's it called the jolly rancher though? (never had jolly rancher) i guess you didn't read the story? ah right when i googled it before you posted this i got a different but equally unpleasant story of oral horror without confectionary. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736571 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 On 1/20/2012 at 5:12 PM, keltoi said: On 1/20/2012 at 5:07 PM, oscillik said: On 1/20/2012 at 12:23 PM, keltoi said: On 1/20/2012 at 11:26 AM, oscillik said: the jolly rancher nsfw http://www.reddit.co...g_thats/c0er6q4 why's it called the jolly rancher though? (never had jolly rancher) i guess you didn't read the story? ah right when i googled it before you posted this i got a different but equally unpleasant story of oral horror without confectionary. now i'm intrigued.... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oscillik's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 actually it's nowhere near as bad... http://www.reddit.com/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/?sort=top Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 also...jolly ranchers are alright, but they're basically a block of high fructose corn syrup. probably not a good idea to be eating them. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oscillik's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736580 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 I can't stand the smell of baby powder. Also, I can't imagine having to explain why my junk smells like a nursery to a girl when she goes downtown. Somewhat related, I'm pretty sure lots of girls use baby wipes on their butt before cirque du soleil in bed. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736581 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 On 1/20/2012 at 5:18 PM, oscillik said: also...jolly ranchers are alright, but they're basically a block of high fructose corn syrup. probably not a good idea to be eating them. like spangles? are you too young to remember spangles? Quote distinguished by their shape which was a rounded square with a circular depression on each face. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 On 1/20/2012 at 5:28 PM, keltoi said: On 1/20/2012 at 5:18 PM, oscillik said: also...jolly ranchers are alright, but they're basically a block of high fructose corn syrup. probably not a good idea to be eating them. like spangles? are you too young to remember spangles? Quote distinguished by their shape which was a rounded square with a circular depression on each face. I'm 28, don't remember those Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oscillik's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736601 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 think they stopped making them in the early 80's. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1736618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 21, 2012 Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 On 1/20/2012 at 5:18 PM, Candiru said: I can't stand the smell of baby powder. Also, I can't imagine having to explain why my junk smells like a nursery to a girl when she goes downtown. you won't have to explain it because it will be mixed with your own musk. it will smell oddly familiar and cozy to them automatically triggering the motherly instinct within, and since the nearest thing will be your upright flagpole, you will reap the rewards. bonus points if you are completely shaven and silky smooth but just be sure to get all the hair around the area, legs included. otherwise the effect may be directly offset by the chance they are repulsed by the fact that it looks like a garbage fire broke out on your nutsack. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1737302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 21, 2012 Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 HAHAHAHAha excellent. I just might give it a shot. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1737309 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted January 21, 2012 Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 somehow, i knew this would already exist. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71267-baby-powder/#findComment-1737328 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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