Toilet is Woman's Home for 932 days

http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/ANN/Story/STIStory_757019.html

I believe we can close the internet now.

yo man no quotes from link or anything? this is a weak post. I dont feel like clicking link with out more information in the actual post. This isn't twitter god damnit.

do you really need any more than Woman lived in a toilet for 932 goddamned days?

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Mr Ong said his wife had not left the toilet since May 25 in 2009 and that she ate, drank, and slept on the toilet.

Wait, this story sounds familiar.. ah here we go:

Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years

lol excellent modey!

wait is she dead or finally left? Idon't get it. because I didn't read an article.

This raises some serious questions.

Can a girl get a blumpkin?

YO GIRLS DONT GET HIT THEy'RE FUCKIJG WOMEN AKA SLAVES LOL DUH

what a shitty way to live

  On 1/20/2012 at 7:03 AM, modey said:

Wait, this story sounds familiar.. ah here we go:

 

Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years

Kansas, fuck yeah, reprezent yo....

she could have tried to outdo the previous woman who sat on a toilet for ages.. rather than sitting there for ages and her skin not growing around the seat

we need some xxx action. kansas and biology!

I remember a similar story about a woman who did the same (sitting on the toilet for years) - eventually the toilet seat and her ass grew together.

Can anyone else remember and has a link?

edit: didn't see tauboos post

epic fail.

  On 1/20/2012 at 6:16 PM, dese manz hatin said:

I remember a similar story about a woman who did the same (sitting on the toilet for years) - eventually the toilet seat and her ass grew together.

i wonder if she was mentally ill or just "eccentric"

Maybe the two toilet seats were a different material. One of which repulsed human skin while the other literally took it under its wing and they grew together as one....... Until somebody finally called the nut house.

this is like that time they exploded the first atomic bomb and thought it might cause a chain reaction and destroy the world but they did it anyway.

  On 1/20/2012 at 8:45 PM, chaosmachine said:

this is like that time they exploded the first atomic bomb and thought it might cause a chain reaction and destroy the world but they did it anyway.

That's like that one Bill Murray movie!

  On 1/20/2012 at 8:20 PM, spratters said:

Maybe the two toilet seats were a different material. One of which repulsed human skin while the other literally took it under its wing and they grew together as one....... Until somebody finally called the nut house.

'cuz tonight is the night

when 2 become 1

[CHORUS]

Ah, oh wow

Ah, ow wow

Those aren't even the worst...http://www.wltx.com/...ir-for-2-Years-

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Bellaire, OH (WTRF) - In the wake of a story concerning a morbidly obese Bellaire, Ohio man who spent two years in a chair, residents are wondering, "How could this happen?"

The 43-year-old man is clinging to life in a Wheeling, West Virginia hospital. His skin had fused to his chair, with bedsores, maggots, and excrement everywhere. D.K. Wright looked into the underlying issues of how this could have happened.

The twist in this one is that the guy made a chair into a toilet.