WATMM Dirty Secrets Thread

Post weird quirks, secrets and fun activities you do that not many people know about.

Here's mine:

When I'm eating salsa and I run out of chips, I'll just drink the rest of the salsa instead of getting more chips.

NEXT.

There are approximately 10,000 of my own boogers under the driver's seat of my car.

I volunteer at old people's homes and take bets with my co-wokers on which resident will die/survive the end of the month.

  On 1/30/2012 at 3:42 AM, Hoodie said:

Post weird quirks, secrets and fun activities you do that not many people know about.

 

Here's mine:

 

When I'm eating salsa and I run out of chips, I'll just drink the rest of the salsa instead of getting more chips.

 

NEXT.

I have never run out of chips before running out of salsa.

Dip on the other hand - well, if i run out of chips before the dip tub is finished, i use my fingers for the dip.

Shameful WATMM secret - The only music by the FAs I've heard in the last year or so has been Windowlicker & the Squarepusher bass album

I've got dudes in IDM shirts knockin at my door droppin off pamphlets about how to let lushness back into my life.

Sometimes I get a whiff of myself and think, "damn, I smell fine!"

  On 1/30/2012 at 4:47 AM, chenGOD said:

  On 1/30/2012 at 3:42 AM, Hoodie said:

Post weird quirks, secrets and fun activities you do that not many people know about.

 

Here's mine:

 

When I'm eating salsa and I run out of chips, I'll just drink the rest of the salsa instead of getting more chips.

 

NEXT.

I have never run out of chips before running out of salsa.

Dip on the other hand - well, if i run out of chips before the dip tub is finished, i use my fingers for the dip.

One time in 6th grade I changed the litter for my two cats but totally forgot to put NEW litter in the box so for 4 days my cats pooped around the box and created a swimming pool about half an inch high of piss inside it.

My mom called it "Kitty Abu Graib."

"But I didn't take any pictures!"

Then she took my playstation away.

I used to the internet to determine that without him failing a grade dr lopez is at the oldest 18 years old

oh i guess it was 7th grade

I have a tail.

not really a secret, teen wolf

I was part of the three person group to carry out my graduating class's only senior prank.

I rarely use deodorant. Usually because I forget.

I don't know if I have any awkward secrets or whatever really that fit WATMM's protocol.

When listening to Autechre and nobody else is around I twitch and spaz in synch with the rhythms. Fuck.

I like to think of it as the idm equivalent of headbanging or something.

  On 1/30/2012 at 4:42 PM, couch said:

When listening to Autechre and nobody else is around I twitch and spaz in synch with the rhythms. Fuck.

 

I like to think of it as the idm equivalent of headbanging or something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRgbuqg2txA

i suppose liking girls who use fake tan is pretty perverse

I write a daily letter to Weird Al begging him to do a parody of Christina Perri's "Jar of Hearts" ballad called "Jar of Farts."

I fart pretty much all the time and never accept the blame, and I look down girls tops, sometimes I do these things at the same time

  On 1/30/2012 at 5:56 PM, tauboo said:

i suppose liking girls who use fake tan is pretty perverse

you're sick and you'll stay sick.

over 50% of my bog roll doesn't touch my arse

now i must stress, i'm not proud of this...

i used to work with this bloke called paul. he was a bully and all-round shit of the highest order.

so one day, when i couldn'ts takes no mores. i sneaked a single jaffa cake from his lunchbox.

like a cashier with a credit card, i gave it a good deep swipe betwixt my sweaty buttocks.

i carefully put it back. and watched with delight as he polished it off the following tea break.

from then on, whenever he was being dickish, i would fondly think of that filthy bum biscuit.

I worship Satan on the weekends.

I hope cunts around here read plums post and know: you could be working with him at some stage.

Plum makes the world a better place. With bum biscuits.

  On 1/30/2012 at 5:56 PM, tauboo said:

i suppose liking girls who use fake tan is pretty perverse

you sick fuck.

butt penies are everywhere