conservapedia

http://conservapedia.com/Main_Page

lol.

that is all.

what a travesty.

http://conservapedia.com/Homosexuality

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Studies have long indicated that homosexuals have a substantially greater risk of suffering from psychiatric problems (suicide, depression, bulimia, antisocial personality disorder, and substance abuse)

lol

Kneejerk lol or something.

i used to find this stuff funny, but it makes me fume to the point where I have to listen to a couple episodes of the Atheist Experience to convince myself I'm not the crazy one.

http://conservapedia...theist_bullying

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It is feared that the rising number of militant atheist students will lead to more frequent - and deadly - school shootings in the future.

wow

wow

wow

Uh oh

http://conservapedia.com/Abortion

http://conservapedia.com/Dog

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Conservative Nature of Dogs

 

Dogs are known for their loyalty, making them one of the most conservative pets. Dogs represent Real America; they are often found on farms in red states and not in cities, where liberal apartment rental agreements often prevent renters from having dogs. Dogs are an important part of family values, as the quintessential American family is often featured with a dog. Dogs also are often used to search out Muslim terrorists, serving America honorably in the army and police forces across the county.

 

Compared with lazy, entitled cats, dogs represent the epitome of a conservative animal. Historically, dogs earned their role in the home through hard work herding animals and assisting men with hunting. Cats, on the other hand, were worshiped as false idols in ancient societies and do little to earn their keep in the home. Liberals often use dogs to their political advantage - Barack Hussein Obama keeps a dog in the White House. This is clearly a liberal ploy to win over dog owners in crucial swing states. In reality no true dog would voluntarily be a part of the liberal propaganda machine, especially given how many liberals are atheist and the proven link between atheism and bestiality.

nice trolling

edit: oh god, didn't see that was a clickable link

http://conservapedia..._and_bestiality

oh shit fuck lol

Man, I am always so disoriented when I stumble upon websites like this, because they are full of thoughts and theories that are completely foreign to me. I want to think it's a joke, but the suggestion of malicious edits to articles makes it impossible for me to tell just how worried I should be.

This website confuses and scares me because I do not understand it.

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Sweden has the 3rd highest rate of belief in evolution as far as Western World nations. In recent years Sweden appears to have faced a growing problem with bestiality. Sweden is the most atheistic country in the world and the website adherents.com reports that 46 - 85% of Swedes are agnostics/atheists/non-believers in God.

ahahahaha

  On 2/12/2012 at 8:17 PM, triachus said:

http://conservapedia..._and_bestiality

 

 

oh shit fuck lol

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A British study from 2001 indicates that every 20th dog or cat that receives treatment at veterinaries, the injuries are not a result of a direct accident, but the animal has been inflicted the injury as a result of a sexual assault.[

I thought about adding to the Captain Planet article. Currently it mentions he spread enivormental and new age propoganda. I was going to elaborate that he's a socialist killer of American jobs...but I didn't want to create an account.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Captain_Planet_and_the_Planeteers

  On 2/12/2012 at 8:35 PM, Wall Bird said:

Man, I am always so disoriented when I stumble upon websites like this, because they are full of thoughts and theories that are completely foreign to me. I want to think it's a joke, but the suggestion of malicious edits to articles makes it impossible for me to tell just how worried I should be.

 

This website confuses and scares me because I do not understand it.

I have such a hard time believing it's real.

CHRISTWIRE

edit: oh, it's actually a satirical site. damn it's getting hard to tell.

edit2: wtf happened to the videos? now it just says CHRISTWIRE. nothing makes sense anymore!