autopilot Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 You guys remember this place? I saw it posted on this board a few years back. Well, they just had their first in-house heart attack: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-heart-attack-185717972.html Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 if only there was some way we could have foreseen this tragedy Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cryptowen's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 he was eating this Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757316 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 lol .. "triple bypass burger" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757317 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 weirdly the quadruple bypass burger is good for you but the triple is not Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757319 Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnix Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Bad advertising is always good advertising He (the owner) knew it was going to happen, I think he's insured lol On 2/17/2012 at 4:27 AM, Pennywise said: he was eating this I want to eat that Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757320 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GatorGreen Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Quote Of course, you can't blame patrons for being caught up in the overwhelming sense of irony. But it's not ironic. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757325 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moonchild Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 How could you even fit that in your mouth? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757327 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 On 2/17/2012 at 4:41 AM, moonchild said: How could you even fit that in your mouth? lol , i don't know. but some women have fit bigger things in their mouths before. burger doesn't look that bad! i've seen that program, what's it called...? Man Versus Food? now that guy isn't gonna live too long. or maybe he will. maybe it's healthier to just pig out like that and then fast for a week. 'cos that's what we all used to do. well we only fasted because there was no food after we'd eaten it all. so, that's what our bodies know. not burgers every night, lunchtime.. midnight, etc. yeah that shit will kill a man i guess. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moonchild Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Are you kidding me sirch? It's like a foot tall! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757347 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 (edited) Oh my god, Fred, I forgot all about burger! Thank you! Edited February 17, 2012 by OneToThirtySix Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 On 2/17/2012 at 5:22 AM, moonchild said: Are you kidding me sirch? It's like a foot tall! it's not that big darling! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757356 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 On 2/17/2012 at 4:27 AM, YO303 said: lol .. "triple bypass burger" A fourth hamburger patty is just $1.85 more. Well might as well go for the quadruple! awepittance posted this in the Whitney Houston thread, but nonetheless it's relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq0CPdjPIX8 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757387 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest umop_apisdn Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Man pays for Darwin Award. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnix Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 À l’époque de sa définition par Clément, la théorie dominante de la chaleur est celle du calorique de Lavoisier, qui ne peut être ni créé ni détruit. La calorie est donc une mesure de la quantité de calorique, c'est-à-dire, à proprement parler, une mesure de la quantité de chaleur. Le nom de la Calorie dérive du terme calorique, forgé sur le latin calor « chaleur » On 2/17/2012 at 6:31 AM, chaosmachine said: Huuuuum, me hungry now Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757393 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acid1 Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 I've been here a few times! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 On 2/17/2012 at 5:12 AM, sirch said: On 2/17/2012 at 4:41 AM, moonchild said: How could you even fit that in your mouth? lol , i don't know. but some women have fit bigger things in their mouths before. burger doesn't look that bad! i've seen that program, what's it called...? Man Versus Food? now that guy isn't gonna live too long. or maybe he will. maybe it's healthier to just pig out like that and then fast for a week. 'cos that's what we all used to do. well we only fasted because there was no food after we'd eaten it all. so, that's what our bodies know. not burgers every night, lunchtime.. midnight, etc. yeah that shit will kill a man i guess. Then again we used to live until we were 20 years old when we gorged ourselves like that! It vastly increases our metabolism. Still I like to eat me a massive amount of meat sometimes. And I mean burgers or steak.nothing faggy >.< http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_expectancy Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757420 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 i could eat one of them. most men could *growl*. but i wouldn't go there all the time. he must've been a regular customer. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757443 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 (edited) On 2/17/2012 at 7:21 AM, StephenG said: Then again we used to live until we were 20 years old when we gorged ourselves like that! It vastly increases our metabolism. http://en.wikipedia....Life_expectancy Quote Era Life Expectancy at Birth (years) Comment Upper Paleolithic 33 At age 15, life expectancy an additional 39 years (total age 54).[8][9] Neolithic[10] 20 Bronze Age and Iron Age[11] 26 Classical Greece[12] 28 Classical Rome[12] 28 At age 15, life expectancy an additional 37 years (total age 52). Pre-Columbian North America[13] 25-30 Medieval Islamic Caliphate[14] 35+ Medieval Britain[15][16] 30 At age 21, life expectancy an additional 43 years (total age 64).[17] Early Modern Britain[11][18] 25-40 Early 20th Century[19][20] 31 Current world average[21] 67.2 2010 est. In some cases life expectancy may increase with age as the individual survives the higher mortality rates associated with childhood. You crazy, that includes infant mortality. Also, burger looks really good. Edited February 17, 2012 by DerWaschbar Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide DerWaschbar's signature Hide all signatures <3 </3 ¯\(シ)/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757448 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Saw this in news article today, about the recent burger induced heart attack. It confuses me that it made the news, all things considered!! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757458 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 On 2/17/2012 at 9:21 AM, pigster said: Saw this in news article today, about the recent burger induced heart attack. It confuses me that it made the news, all things considered!! yeah. exactly. it's not news because nobody cares. it's simple scare tactics, again and again. which the media thrive on, as you know. anything they can get their hands on. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glunk Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 dammit now i want a burger Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 god bless you, 24hr drive through McDonald's. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71860-man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-at-heart-attack-grill/#findComment-1757473 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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