Man Suffers Heart Attack While Eating At Heart Attack Grill

You guys remember this place? I saw it posted on this board a few years back.

Well, they just had their first in-house heart attack:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-suffers-heart-attack-while-eating-heart-attack-185717972.html

if only there was some way we could have foreseen this tragedy

he was eating this

lol ..

"triple bypass burger"

weirdly the quadruple bypass burger is good for you but the triple is not

Bad advertising is always good advertising

He (the owner) knew it was going to happen, I think he's insured lol

  On 2/17/2012 at 4:27 AM, Pennywise said:

he was eating this

I want to eat that

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Of course, you can't blame patrons for being caught up in the overwhelming sense of irony.

But it's not ironic.

How could you even fit that in your mouth?

  On 2/17/2012 at 4:41 AM, moonchild said:

How could you even fit that in your mouth?

lol , i don't know. but some women have fit bigger things in their mouths before.

burger doesn't look that bad!

i've seen that program, what's it called...? Man Versus Food?

now that guy isn't gonna live too long.

or maybe he will.

maybe it's healthier to just pig out like that and then fast for a week.

'cos that's what we all used to do. well we only fasted because there was no food after we'd eaten it all.

so, that's what our bodies know. not burgers every night, lunchtime.. midnight, etc.

yeah that shit will kill a man i guess.

Are you kidding me sirch? It's like a foot tall!

Oh my god, Fred, I forgot all about burger! Thank you!

  On 2/17/2012 at 5:22 AM, moonchild said:

Are you kidding me sirch? It's like a foot tall!

it's not that big darling!

  On 2/17/2012 at 4:27 AM, YO303 said:

lol ..

 

"triple bypass burger"

 

A fourth hamburger patty is just $1.85 more. Well might as well go for the quadruple!

awepittance posted this in the Whitney Houston thread, but nonetheless it's relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq0CPdjPIX8

Man pays for Darwin Award.

À l’époque de sa définition par Clément, la théorie dominante de la chaleur est celle du calorique de Lavoisier, qui ne peut être ni créé ni détruit. La calorie est donc une mesure de la quantité de calorique, c'est-à-dire, à proprement parler, une mesure de la quantité de chaleur. Le nom de la Calorie dérive du terme calorique, forgé sur le latin calor « chaleur »

  On 2/17/2012 at 6:31 AM, chaosmachine said:

 

Huuuuum, me hungry now

I've been here a few times!

  On 2/17/2012 at 5:12 AM, sirch said:

  On 2/17/2012 at 4:41 AM, moonchild said:

How could you even fit that in your mouth?

 

lol , i don't know. but some women have fit bigger things in their mouths before.

 

burger doesn't look that bad!

 

i've seen that program, what's it called...? Man Versus Food?

now that guy isn't gonna live too long.

or maybe he will.

maybe it's healthier to just pig out like that and then fast for a week.

'cos that's what we all used to do. well we only fasted because there was no food after we'd eaten it all.

so, that's what our bodies know. not burgers every night, lunchtime.. midnight, etc.

yeah that shit will kill a man i guess.

Then again we used to live until we were 20 years old when we gorged ourselves like that! It vastly increases our metabolism.

Still I like to eat me a massive amount of meat sometimes. And I mean burgers or steak.nothing faggy >.<

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_expectancy

i could eat one of them. most men could *growl*. but i wouldn't go there all the time. he must've been a regular customer.

  On 2/17/2012 at 7:21 AM, StephenG said:

Then again we used to live until we were 20 years old when we gorged ourselves like that! It vastly increases our metabolism.

http://en.wikipedia....Life_expectancy

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Era Life Expectancy at Birth

(years) Comment Upper Paleolithic 33 At age 15, life expectancy an additional 39 years (total age 54).^[8][9] Neolithic^[10] 20 Bronze Age and Iron Age^[11] 26 Classical Greece^[12] 28 Classical Rome^[12] 28 At age 15, life expectancy an additional 37 years (total age 52). Pre-Columbian North America^[13] 25-30 Medieval Islamic Caliphate^[14] 35+ Medieval Britain^[15][16] 30 At age 21, life expectancy an additional 43 years (total age 64).^[17] Early Modern Britain^[11][18] 25-40 Early 20th Century^[19][20] 31 Current world average^[21] 67.2 2010 est.

In some cases life expectancy may increase with age as the individual survives the higher mortality rates associated with childhood.

You crazy, that includes infant mortality. Also, burger looks really good.

Saw this in news article today, about the recent burger induced heart attack. It confuses me that it made the news, all things considered!!

  On 2/17/2012 at 9:21 AM, pigster said:

Saw this in news article today, about the recent burger induced heart attack. It confuses me that it made the news, all things considered!!

yeah. exactly. it's not news because nobody cares. it's simple scare tactics, again and again. which the media thrive on, as you know. anything they can get their hands on.

dammit now i want a burger

god bless you, 24hr drive through McDonald's.