All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay

http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/

(some context=> http://en.m.wikipedi...locaust_victims )

that site is pretty offensive to gay folks, i think.

Hank Donkenberg is now converted.

What's wrong with Mormons, Hoodie?

  On 2/22/2012 at 11:38 PM, Hoodie said:

that site is pretty offensive to gay folks, i think.

the gays are used to getting shafted...

*ducks\*

The website is offensive to rainbows.

i accidentally converted myself

what a cute website

mormons...

lol

  On 2/22/2012 at 11:38 PM, Hoodie said:

that site is pretty offensive to gay folks, i think.

as a gay who was raised mormon i think its fucking hilarious

i just converted my dead gramma who wouldnt talk to me after she found out

does that make me a bad person?

i don't care.

Is mormon not the same as protestant only you have to be more boring?

  On 2/23/2012 at 12:36 AM, chassis said:

Is mormon not the same as protestant only you have to be more boring?

kind of?

but they also baptise by proxy for dead people

and they also believe that you can BECOME A GOD if you are really good (and white and male)

and they also believe that god lives on a planet called Kolob

and they also believe that black people have the curse of cain, and that darker skin = further from god

and some other really whacky shit

a more hilarious website would be about how after John Smith got kicked out of the freemasons he started a religion completely copying every single aesthetic and ritualistic aspect of it down to the outfits and temple designs

i have mormon family in salt lake city. i visited them a LONG time ago, for thanksgiving. i didn't know of their religion at the time. nice folks, really big family...

  On 2/23/2012 at 12:38 AM, disparaissant said:

  On 2/23/2012 at 12:36 AM, chassis said:

Is mormon not the same as protestant only you have to be more boring?

kind of?

but they also baptise by proxy for dead people

and they also believe that you can BECOME A GOD if you are really good (and white and male)

and they also believe that god lives on a planet called Kolob

and they also believe that black people have the curse of cain, and that darker skin = further from god

and some other really whacky shit

KOBOL

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Kolob is also the inspiration for the planet Kobol within the Battlestar Galactica universe, created by Glen A. Larson, a Mormon.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I knew there was something off about that show.

  On 2/23/2012 at 12:38 AM, disparaissant said:

  On 2/23/2012 at 12:36 AM, chassis said:

Is mormon not the same as protestant only you have to be more boring?

kind of?

but they also baptise by proxy for dead people

and they also believe that you can BECOME A GOD if you are really good (and white and male)

and they also believe that god lives on a planet called Kolob

and they also believe that black people have the curse of cain, and that darker skin = further from god

and some other really whacky shit

also

Jesus lived in America!

This religion is just Bible fan-fiction gone wrong.

  On 2/23/2012 at 10:51 AM, thanks robert moses said:

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Kolob is also the inspiration for the planet Kobol within the Battlestar Galactica universe, created by Glen A. Larson, a Mormon.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

 

I knew there was something off about that show.

I finally have a legitimate reason never to check out BSG.

  On 2/23/2012 at 10:51 AM, thanks robert moses said:

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Kolob is also the inspiration for the planet Kobol within the Battlestar Galactica universe, created by Glen A. Larson, a Mormon.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

 

I knew there was something off about that show.

the whole god and angels thing didn't tip you off, huh?

  On 2/23/2012 at 5:56 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 2/23/2012 at 10:51 AM, thanks robert moses said:

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Kolob is also the inspiration for the planet Kobol within the Battlestar Galactica universe, created by Glen A. Larson, a Mormon.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

 

I knew there was something off about that show.

 

the whole god and angels thing didn't tip you off, huh?

The whole point of the original series, which was horrible, was space mormons.

I kept wanting the new series to subvert that a bit more, but Glen Larson had some litigious hooks in the production, even if he wasn't directly involved.

  On 2/23/2012 at 12:38 AM, Awepittance said:

a more hilarious website would be about how after John Smith got kicked out of the freemasons he started a religion completely copying every single aesthetic and ritualistic aspect of it down to the outfits and temple designs

oh that's my tumblr!