High confidence clean breaks

do you ever feel so confident of your clean break that you don't test-wipe even once and simply pull up your underwear, flush the toilet and leave the bathroom proudly ?

not gonna lie that i did so personally but i was very close today.

so anyway, i'm curious about watmm members, have someone tried that ? how did you feel after doing that ? if you haven't tried it, why didn't you ?

(this should have been a poll but jews aren't allowed to make polls according to current watmm laws)

in before someone mentions my name

No... But there were times when I walked out after using the restroom and I'd strut and say "YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

  On 3/14/2012 at 8:42 PM, Fred McGriff said:

in before someone mentions my name

drat

Damn, I didn't even get in before someone said "In before ..."!

when you're mid movement, right in the thick of it and you realise there's only a couple of sheets of toilet paper left, you'd give your

VERY LIMITED EDITION Boards of Canada ’Peel Session June 1998’. Handmade CD, one of five copies, Music 70, 1998, present from the band

for a guaranteed perfect pinch.

Fuck no. I need to get some more fiber because my shit's been coming out like soft serve lately.

Sigh.

not personally, but i once lived with a young punk housemate who simply didn't bother with toilet paper. he literally said "nah, i don't bother with it mate" to me.

punk's not dead.

Fuck the toilet paper clean asshole conspiracy.

it's not just punks, will smith doesn't use toilet paper either.

  On 3/14/2012 at 10:05 PM, Braintree said:

Fuck The Toilet Paper Clean Asshole Conspiracy.

wait for it...

If you can pull this off, then more power to you. But it sounds like a one-way ticket to itchy butthole town if you ask me.

It's a bit like not shampooing your hair. After about two months your arse becomes self cleaning. It's getting through those first two months though.

lol believe

I think I've been that arrogant once in the last year. Can't be sure but, I vaguely remember it and I'm pretty sure I never regret it.

I have had way more high confidence messy drops where I wipe a good swipe and realize ten minutes later than I needed three wipes.

my toilet spritzes my ass with warm water and washes the poo off.

so I don't use toilet paper.

It's like waterboarding but for my butthole

This topic is already stupid enough, let's not pretend fiction will make it valid.

what fiction?

http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-MB110-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment/dp/B001KKRCFA

It sprays my asshole what else can I say?

We all know you don't have a fucking bidet you twat

would it help you if I took a picture of it?

in use or not in use, your preference.

take the picture everyone wants to see this magical device *intrigued

  On 3/15/2012 at 1:31 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

We all know you don't have a fucking bidet you twat

irl lol

just lol

  On 3/15/2012 at 3:49 AM, BCM said:

  On 3/15/2012 at 1:31 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

We all know you don't have a fucking bidet you twat

 

irl lol

what's irl??