shitty poetry shitty poetry thread

thread inspired by the wonderful http://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyPoetry/

to open with, here are three of my most recent works

'ode to a frog'

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Hello there, warty little frog;

I found you sitting on a log.

I'm glad you're here, and not in France;

they'd eat you there, with ne'er a chance.

(Is there a chance the track will bend?

Not on your life, my Hindu friend!)

Monorail.

Monorail.

Monorail.

'haiku for some bullshit i found on page five'

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post! hover at one upvote.

your content is good, but title sucks.

at least it's not a repost.

'On Skrillex winning a Grammy'

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Oh Skrillex! You go

wob wob wob wob wob wob wob

then you wob some more.

and here's SlaveTranslator's seminal 'On beating a dead horse':

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"Don't beat a dead horse", my father would say.

I never quite understood why.

'Cause if the horse is dead, who cares either way?

It's not like the horse can still die.

On e e cummings

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e e cummings

really liked short lines

e e cummings

did not like capital letters

e e cummings

in morgan freeman's voice.

this

that

the

other

splat

A (beat) poem about Shakespeare -

40 plays, did not care for any of them

40 plays, did not understood half the words

does that make me as ignorant as a worm? NO!

If Shakespeare read Twilight he wouldn't understand or care for it either

We are just from different times

I wish this poem would rhyme.

  On 3/28/2012 at 3:56 AM, YO303 said:

A (beat) poem about Shakespeare -

 

40 plays, did not care for any of them

40 plays, did not understood half the words

does that make me as ignorant as a worm? NO!

If Shakespeare read Twilight he wouldn't understand or care for it either

We are just from different times

I wish this poem would rhyme.

i love it.

'effects petal'

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would a rose smell sweeter

if it had some like really sweet

glitchy buffer override on the petals?

pring prang prong

frug walla muzaik

kikiki dun

please try harder, watmm.

Reddit

Makes my dick soft

Makes lols hollow

Reddit is boredom

Collected and archived

Fat IT nerds

Tits with stretch marks

Butts with stretch marks

Stretch marks

Bed sores

An unfunny singularity

If there is a place worse than 4chan

I don't want to know it

But I already do

Reddit

Tree tree tree

Why do you stare at me?

Tree tree tree

That only i can see

Tree tree tree

Fuck. I'm tripping, wheeee!

a classic

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Roses are Grey

Violets are grey

I'm a dog

woof woof

and a new one, 'For zaphod'

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zaphod! O zaphod!

why do you worry?

the internet's big;

and there is no hurry!

 

It may be that the OC comes from reddit

or not (modey's tree)- someone's probably seddit.

Debone the babies

Debone the babies

Debone

the

Babies

guys i'm trying really hard to make this a good thread and you're ruining it

'hey man'

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hey man

hey man

do you remember that time

do you remember that time

when we got high and then went to the movies

and then we ate burgers

shit man

shit man

that was like so fucking sweet;

shit was cash.

  On 3/28/2012 at 4:04 AM, logakght said:

pring prang prong

frug walla muzaik

kikiki dun

blumbles

didn't

high celery

fashion didn't tell you

action isn't well

my

five episodes

the corn

the corn

is made of eyes

to my surprise

also beef

here's lucy

chime time

triple prime

got me a lime

i'm a mime

because it's chime time

dsd mackey

listings, bo

crop squares, bo

rod stewart, bo

wafer, bo

gricks, bo

chob, bo

hue, bo

m

things i see around me

swift punch ratchet-cake moselle

delight position code fill

isn't more to dogs than a mission green

now that's more like it

NOBODY beats me at nonsense poetry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-UNQWsJF14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTuHsPrXhUs

lump,

bedside bright, careful.

closing clothe clothing, shoehorn.

salad dropping, topping

alive.

seven seven slowly sifting, careful.

drift, drift.

dancing ice in enamel chowder.

did

pizza walkers speeding with eyes that don't look good in t-shirts,

caught between butterscotch and sunday.

walking up the slide and sliding down,

choco-free and vanilla latte for sand-man exercise.

what lasagna? thought lasagna.

ever searching freedom inland, are you sure what socks are saying?

magic soaked in endless enzymes combat?

painted.

"ode to genban"

uploading consciousness into a computer

I'm really proud of my current avatar

Danish language Anxiety

First Aid?

Fuck this shit

a cloud high up in the sky

I sniffed it all up

and the next day I came down

popped a boner

and a cherry while I was at it

my heart throbs

in sync with your aching anus

I live

on an island

in Iowa

or

Wyoming

sonnet to a fart

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i made a fart

then made a thread

i called it art

"it's not", they said

they say you tend to like own blend

and i agree that this is true

i'll like mine, until the end.

you'll see that i am just like you.

we all enjoy it, making gas;

we all make art, out of our ass.

我愛妳！

我愛妳！

可是妳不愛我。

我想使你愛我，

可是我不可能。

This pretty much sums up all Chinese music.