Make a Jandek Album Cover

1. Take a camera and go somewhere in or around your house.

2. Close your eyes and spin around in circles.

3. Stop. Take a picture.

4. Crop to square.

And you're done! Name it something mundane. Bonus points for getting Jandek in your picture.

Here's "Upstairs Curtain"

yeah well, thanks gmanyo, i almost got to step #3 and then i knocked over my EXPENSIVE FUNRNUTRURE

that cupboard+lamp combo is SWAG, btw <3

  On 4/12/2012 at 2:41 PM, iep said:

FUN R NUT RURE

spinning is dangerous. Do we have to?

This is totally a legit thread.

Observe actual Jandek album covers:

Ready for the House

Staring at the Cellophane

Graven Image

Well, you get the idea.

You've listened to Jandek and are surprised by these album covers?

  On 4/12/2012 at 7:52 PM, Joyrex said:

MAEK A SHITE THRED

  On 4/12/2012 at 10:34 PM, chenGOD said:

This is totally a legit thread.

Fight...Fight...Fight...Fight...Fight...Fight...

OK, I'll bite - what constitutes a "Jandek" album cover, and why's it matter?

Chen's posts are ACTUAL album covers. Hence Gmanyo's observation that you can essentially spin around, take a picture, and achieve.

gmanyo has some sort of beef with jandek and uses this thread as to vent frustration

veiled trolling

Jandcat presents

Ready for the Couch

Inter cupboard Discussions

Staring at the Can o' Beans

Living in a Box so Brown

Put My Cat on This Railing

Katoum Variations

  On 4/12/2012 at 11:08 PM, Murveman said:

Chen's posts are ACTUAL album covers. Hence Gmanyo's observation that you can essentially spin around, take a picture, and achieve.

OK, what about the "why does it matter" part?

is this more of the Instagram shit I see nowadays? Get off mah lawn!

  On 4/12/2012 at 11:18 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 4/12/2012 at 11:08 PM, Murveman said:

Chen's posts are ACTUAL album covers. Hence Gmanyo's observation that you can essentially spin around, take a picture, and achieve.

OK, what about the "why does it matter" part?

I'unno. It makes me chuckle. And it's music humor.

Also, If this thread hadn't been made, we wouldn't have been able to see Cyrptowen's adorable cat in so many adorable poses.

  On 4/12/2012 at 11:18 PM, Joyrex said:

is this more of the Instagram shit I see nowadays? Get off mah lawn!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jandek

jandek's been making music for 34 years.

  On 4/12/2012 at 11:22 PM, kaini said:

  On 4/12/2012 at 11:18 PM, Joyrex said:

is this more of the Instagram shit I see nowadays? Get off mah lawn!

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jandek

 

jandek's been making music for 34 years.

Fucking LOL - he's in Houston and I've never heard of him. Amazing.

  On 4/12/2012 at 11:22 PM, kaini said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jandek

 

jandek's been making music for 34 years.

your avatar is scaring me

Inter cupboard Discussions

lol

Wow, sounds as elusive as Boards of Canada, except he's performed live more times.

  On 4/12/2012 at 11:33 PM, zaphod said:

  On 4/12/2012 at 11:22 PM, kaini said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jandek

 

jandek's been making music for 34 years.

 

your avatar is scaring me

it's the eyes...

not really but kinda related

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Janduck/104757849566058

  On 4/12/2012 at 11:33 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 4/12/2012 at 11:33 PM, zaphod said:

your avatar is scaring me

it's the eyes...

  On 4/12/2012 at 11:53 PM, iep said:

  On 4/12/2012 at 11:33 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 4/12/2012 at 11:33 PM, zaphod said:

your avatar is scaring me

it's the eyes...

 

 

 

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Ironic, isn't it?

yeah but no one thinks a guy from tim and eric is a sex symbol

^+1

ok now make the music to go with the cover

Cryptowen, you should actually name one of your cats Jandek.