Grand National 2012

It's horsey time tomorrow.

Here's the runners and riders.

Here are my bets. I went a bit crazy on the figures trying to spread bets and round it up to my William Hill account funds.

Junior 15/1

Treacle 20/1

Calgary Bay 40/1

Viking Blond 100/1

Weird Al 50/1

West End Rocker 14/1

Shakalakaboomboom 12/1

Which big dog have you bet on, WATMM?

We have a pool going, 1 quid in seemed good.

I got Alfa Beat, 50/1

shite

had a little flutter on Jimmy the cripple and Monocle Slut at 22/3. Keep an eye on Beautiful Exploding Graham for a tasty surprise on the final straight.

Platitude Queen, a renowned horse - well known for its sense of humour

other tips:

"Massive Bereavement"

"Zeinab Badawi's Twenty Hotels"

"Bishop Tumpety Thump"

"The Bobby Davro.. Snooker Experience"

"Coventry child abuse"

"Trust me, I'm a stomach"

"Two Headed Sex Beast"

"Kieth"

Yeah I threw thirty quid in Paddy Power and did some bizarre back of an envelope math and ended up with this terrible mess, and then accidentally chose the thing where the odds I get are not decided until the last minute, 'starting price bets' cause I don't know what I'm doing. But if the odds don't change this is what I put in and what I'd get back...

GO HORSES

According to Pete 33 x 3.50 = 115.50

Always Right 28 x 3.20 = 89.6

Postmaster 150 x 1.20 = 180

Cappa Bleu 14 x 5.40 = 75.60

On His Own 14 x 5.50 = 77

Chicago Grey 14 x 4.90 = 68.6

Ballabriggs 14 x 6.30 = 88.2

FUCK HORSES

Fuck this shit, animal cruelty.

Yeah, fuck this. Horrific 'sport'.

At least they put According To Pete down, I put five pounds on that pony cunt and he couldn't even be arsed to jump over a hedge

I had my dosh on seabass and Junior.

Why didn't I do each way!

  On 4/14/2012 at 3:13 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

Cor the graphics in the new horse racing edition of QWOP are incredible !

two horse dead (again), there's no need