Dragon Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Seriously, what the fuck? I was using the Image search to find a picture of someone squinting with their eyes, like they're trying to see something far away. So I search "squinting really hard". And, naturally, Google tries to correct me... Reveal hidden contents I mean, are there really so many people searching for porn on the internet that this would happen? How the fuck could you see someone looking for "squinting", a perfectly valid word, and just assume it's a typo for this stuff? I've actually noticed this kinda thing happening for a while. So here's a thread for ridiculous "corrections" made by Google. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dragon's signature Hide all signatures faith <3 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cryptowen Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 *squints really hard* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cryptowen's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted April 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 That's what I thought, but I've never used those keywords before. I'm not even particularly into that stuff. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dragon's signature Hide all signatures faith <3 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799194 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 thats hilarious. they won't "finish" certain words when you type them but they'll do this Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799196 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 (edited) When i type Board of Canada google suggests a website that helps you deal with depression. Edited April 14, 2012 by YO303 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799199 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 "Squinting really hard" is shitty grammar. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 On 4/14/2012 at 1:19 AM, chassis said: "Squinting really hard" is shitty grammar. haha no kidding, you don't squint really hard, you squirt really hard. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 are you trying to learn to concentrate too? squinting really hard is not enough, I'm afraid. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted April 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dragon's signature Hide all signatures faith <3 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799209 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 (edited) lol, i think we are getting to know a lot about Rhombix's interests. We all have skeletons in out closets Rhoman! Edited April 14, 2012 by YO303 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799210 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 (edited) You must have safe search off since mine didnt do that. It corrected to squirting but didn't show pron. Saef search off it does but its differen.t Edited April 14, 2012 by ZiggomaticV17 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide skotosa's signature Hide all signatures Artist Name: SkiaSoundcloud http://www.last.fm/user/skotosa Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799214 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BobDobalina's signature Hide all signatures CA$HNE$$ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799229 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 How shoot a lot of sperm? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 On 4/14/2012 at 1:42 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said: You must have safe search off He does (look at the top right of the piccy), and he wonders why Google brings up those particular images Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799236 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 On 4/14/2012 at 2:13 AM, Bob Dobalina said: lol at xltronic being top result for that search phrase. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jur Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Use Mozilla Firefox Stage Page instead. It uses Google as a search engine but it disables active guesswork. http://www.google.com/firefox Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Jur's signature Hide all signatures https://jurmainson.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 goodgodlol, i'd started that thread on xltronic.. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799301 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 On 4/14/2012 at 4:40 AM, roasty said: goodgodlol, i'd started that thread on xltronic.. On 4/14/2012 at 2:14 AM, chassis said: How shoot a lot of sperm? [encey]What's wrong with me? i love cum![/encey] Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 On 4/14/2012 at 2:49 AM, chenGOD said: On 4/14/2012 at 2:13 AM, Bob Dobalina said: lol at xltronic being top result for that search phrase. maybe joyrex should keep this in his holster for the next clean up convo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799392 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Safesearch Off Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest iep Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 On 4/14/2012 at 3:05 PM, Coalbucket PI said: DID YOU MEAN THANSK Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799464 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 I think thats an old xlt joke that I've forgotten, but possibly cygnus's famous drunken tale of meeting MC Conrad? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 On 4/14/2012 at 1:11 AM, Rhombix said: I mean, are there really so many people searching for porn on the internet that this would happen? yes. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73149-googles-guesswork-is-going-too-far/#findComment-1799673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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